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The Lazy Dragon is Working Hard

Chapter 009 - The Lazy Dragon Chapter 9 (v2)


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My name is Ars Funnel.

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I am the son of a humble farmer. However the Demon Army is on a rampage. It is not my problem since I’m just a rural farmer.

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However, one morning, on my forehead, an insignia of a Dragon appeared.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
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When I show it to Dad and Mom, they interrogated me and took me to the mayor’s house.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

“This is.. The brave emblem.. The Hero sign!! ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

The mayor spoke in an exaggerated manner, some spit was sprinkled and he held my head until it was going to explode.

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What? Hero? I’m just a child of poor farmer. Mom and Dad isn’t special. How can I be the hero?

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”It is a sign of blessing from one of the Seven Guardian God. This is the insignia of Guardian Dragon God. How can a playboy, lazy, a good for nothing young lad be chosen? ”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

It was an overstatement. I am a hard worker. watching the cloud, plowing the field. Altough my friend considered me as a ” useless human being”, I retaliate with a pitch fork.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Suddenly, a childhood friend of mine, Pigna came and closed her mouth with her trembling hands.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

“It’s a lie.. Ars is the hero? It’s an absolute lie.. ”

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

She was even crying because of the shock. Am I really not qualified to be a hero?

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When I looked back, Knights in shiny armor and several guards came inside.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Is it the King's guards? Welcome to our village. I’m the mayor. ”

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The mayor approached  the knight and shook his hand. He even rubbed his hand afterwards like a suspicious uncle trying to haggle. like a poisonous snake trying to kill you.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

”The youth there is really the hero? ”

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”Yes, there is no mistake. ”

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”Alright, you need to come with us. ”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

”Of course. It's finally pleasing to see the good for nothing lad leave the  village. Just take him as soon as possible. ”

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The mayor gave an unusual good smile.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

”So, Ars the hero. Please come with us. ”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

”Eh. Eh. Wait… ”

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I was dragged in both sides by two guards and was thrown into a luxurious carriage.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Dad and Mom showed a refreshing smile. The onlookers didn’t lose in terms of satisfaction. Why did I feel like a slave being sold l. The village grew smaller as I moved farther. Only Pigna was crying and chasing after the carriage.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Is it an abduction? I do nothing except to sleep.

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When I woke up, I could see the royal capital. The carriage then drive to the royal palace.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“Ars the Hero. You will now have an audience with His Majesty the King. ”

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Isn’t the knight saying a ridiculous thing?

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

I’m a child of a poor farmer. Meeting with the King? The most important person in the country?

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”We will check if you really are  the chosen one. ”

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This is absurd. What if I am a fake? Will I get executed?

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”Did I scare you? Sorry.. There is a medal that the king possess that could check your eligibility. At the very least you will not be killed if you are revealed to be a fake. ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

I don’t think that was a consolation.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

”Maybe only a forced slavery for ten years doing hard labor. ”

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Hey. It didn’t give me a peace of mind at all.

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I was forced to change my clothes. Of course it was normal when meeting the King. The price of clothes that I wore was above my lifetime net worth. I was so scared that I couldn’t move.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Finally I arrived at the throne room. I was kneeling down and the gaze of the nobles and knights fell down on me. The chubby bearded king was sitting on the throne.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I was like a real hero. However someone was observing me from head to toe.

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“This person is the hero. ”

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An old man declared that and cheers came from everyone in the throne room.

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”Then I expect great things from you. ”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

”Hero. Please defeat the Demon. ”

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

That words stunned me.

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Then my days as a Hero began. I received sword and magic training for a month in order to become strong..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Then I was ordered to hone my skill to defeat Demons.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Training was tough. The first day was sword training. After that, magic training. The old man that declared my eligibility was a magician and a former Hero. Smoke rose from my head hearing magic theory. I really want to get back to the village on the first day.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

However, apparently I have the talent of a Hero. It became fun. I used the sword better and better everyday. My use of magic increased my training pleasure. The food I ate was also nutritious and delicious.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

“The Hero Ars. The fate of all citizens of the kingdom and humanity rests in your hands. ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

I who kept thinking on living on a small plot of land and harvesting vegeatables now carried humanity's fate.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Speaking of which, it’s harvest time soon. Is Dad and Mom's plot alright? I also recalled the face of crying Pigna. Somehow my eyes became moist.

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Edited by Panda

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.