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The Lazy Dragon is Working Hard

Chapter 007 - The Lazy Dragon Chapter 7 (v2)


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“Welcome young Emperor.”

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I was sitting lazily and looked down at the young man with a bossy attitude. Afterall, I failed to persuade Runamiria to lower the throne's height. So I now looked very imposing.

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“Haha.. The 24th generation of Gozman Empire's Emperor, Harold. My name is Guardian Dragon God of Sloth.”

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It was enough to scare the hell out of Harold. Direct gaze from above was pressuring him.

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“The first Emperor of Gozman Empire was my ally. Those who have his blood is also my al-ugh..”

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I bit my own tongue. It’s Runamiria fault, she said 'Please speak with dignity so the name of Dragon God won't be put to shame.'

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“Ha ha.. Thank you for patronizing me.”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Umm.. Well, you did a great job for reaching my throne. It was done half a day earlier than your successor.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Actualy it’s a big deal. He reached my throne so quick. I was hoping to get a quick nap first. However it was a mere, simple barrier to make them think like me. Lazy, sloth, it can’t be broken by a regular person.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

If not for the first Gozman Emperor, I would have sent him back right now.

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If it was anyone else, and since I was ordered not to kill anyone, I would have threw them out.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

However he came for a coronation ordeal. The test for the human's diligence was enough.

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“Alright.. Now, you have completed the coronation first step. Please return to the empire.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

However just when I uttered that, Runamiria entered the hall.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“What are you doing Runamiria? ”

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”Guardian-sama.. I was just. (how can I leave him alone with a man in a room).”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Whatever. Anyway you have completed your ordeal. You should left this cave as soon as you can because if you stay here too long, it will cause be a harm to your body. Please return.. ”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

”Please wait.. I want to ask the Sloth God. ”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

”Hm.. What is it? ”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Is he trying to ask me about how to lead a country? My hobby in my previous life was sleeping. I don’t know anything about ruling a country.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”Sloth-sama.. In your mind, what is the perfect king like? ”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

”The perfect king? ”

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”Yes. My father Garandia was blessed by you with valor. Unparalleled talent in governing, he brought development to the empire. However, I am far from him. How can I be a good king? ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Oh no. When did I give the previous Emperor a blessing?

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

”I confess that I am weak. If I became the emperor, the Empire will absolutely decline. If couldn’t lead the people, how can I lead a country?”

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Aah.. I now remember someone who said the same thing.

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“Hahahahahaha…. ”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Sloth-sama? ”

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”Forgive me. It was funny that someone once asked me the same thing. ”

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

”Someone asked the same thing? ”

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”Five-hundred years ago. There was no empire, only countless wars reigned in supremacy. A farmer came to me and said: 'I want to end this war'. ”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“How come a mere farmer ask the Guardian God such a thing? ”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Oh, Emperor-kun showed a surprised face. It was natural. A farmer broke into my shrine. For the Emperor-kun who gone through the same test, he must be shocked.

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”Of course I refused. As a Guardian God, I only solve problem and shouldn’t be biased towards the people. ”

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Hearing my words Runamiria just nodded.

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It was a true story, at least half of it. We Guardian Dragon God can’t side with the humans. If we help someone, many others will ask for our help too. Then it will be troublesome.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

”However it was true that it will be better if the war ends. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”So? Did that farmer became the emperor? ”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

In my previous life in Japan, there was a farmer named Toyotomi Hideyoshi that became a lord. Some famous figure lineage also came from a farmer family.

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”The farmer was surprised whrn I toldhim this. The one who wanted to stop the war was him. So he should be the one who will stop it. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Emperor-kun was looking at me with a strained face.

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”The farmer started to gather allies and united the continent. His name was Orlando, Gozman Empire's first Emperor. You are not worthy? Yes. However if you had reached my shrine, you should realize your own determination. The ideal king is something for you to decide. ”

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“Sloth-sama ……”

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“I, Harold Gozman, sorry for saying  nonsense earlier. ”

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When I was cleaning the mana stream I also made some mistakes. Is there really a perfect being such as an ideal king?

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Listen to your heart. If you’re lost, ask around. If you’re wrong, there’s always a time to correct it. You can only keep moving forward. ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Alright.. I thought that was a grand speech.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Yes! ”

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The Emperor-kun was crying in gratitude.

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”Guardian-sama. It is time to send him back. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”That’s right.. Harold Gozman, I give you my blessing as the 24th Emperor. You can now return. ”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”Yes! ”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Emperor-kun gave a bow then went back with a face brimming with confidence.

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”Runamiria, that should do it right? ”

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”Yes Guardian-sama.. ”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

It was tiring to keep my head high. I immediately threw my body down on the bed.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

My jaw and tongue was cramped because of speaking some words that I don’t usually use. I opened and closed it several times to stretch it.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Five-hundred years ago when Orlando asked the same thing, I was surprised that he became the emperor. However, because of him, the crowning ceremony now includes coming to my shrine. It just added more trouble for me than helping him uniting the continent. Talking formally exhausted me.

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“Thank you for your hard work Guardian-sama. ”

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An appreciation from Runamiria gave me some energy.

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”No problem. ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

”It is a problem to let a human enter your shrine but it was amusing to see the awe inspiring Guardian-sama when giving advice. Oh such a dilemma. ”

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Runamiria then showed me her usual smile.

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"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

” Your majesty, the prince has come out. ”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

”Harold? Hahaha. ” Garandia was surprised to see his son had finished the ordeal in less than a day.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

”It seemed you have finished your audience with Sloth-sama. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”Yes, He also gave me a wonderful advice. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”What kind of advice? ”

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”The ideal king. ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Garandia was confused with Harold’s answer but he noticed his son’s air had changed.

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”Now, let’s crown you as the 24th generation Emperor when we get back. ”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Then they left heading back to the empire.

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Harold, from now on you will be burdened with a great responsibility. Thousands of people's fate now rest in your hand.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

”I am Harold Gozman. The 24th Emperor of Gozman empire. We will continue to move forward. Please be my power and support me. ”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

”Long live the Emperor! ”

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On that day a new Emperor was born in Gozman Empire. He listened the people's advice. He carefully make decisions. With the diligence of Asuraddo people, the Empire developed even further.

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Translated by SnowFallsDown 
Edited by Panda

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"