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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

The Lazy Dragon is Working Hard

Chapter 003 - The Lazy Dragon Chapter 3 (v2)


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Yahoooo… I’m the God of laziness / sloth. A high school student reincarnated as one of the Seven Guardians, a dragon within the world of Gaia.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Altough I’m a God-level dragon, I don’t have any of the abilities of God.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I can’t create a world; even bestowing divine blessings is impossible.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I am only one of the Seven Guardians. We’re just the “middlemen” of God.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

I haven't even really met him. Just as I was reincarnated in Gaia, my instincts told me “God has given you a mission: to protect this world.”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

So for hundreds of millions of years, the seven of us guarded Gaia, twenty-four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. Yep, we got no holidays. It’s not a guardian duty. To put it simply, its just a forced slave duty.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

If this is my workplace, I would have immediately sent a file of complain to the company president.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

What? I was sleeping for years?

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Don’t be foolish. I have been watching this world for over five-hundred million years. A couple years is just a short nap after lunch.

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So with my nap over, I needed to return back to work. How troublesome.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Gaia was made up of six continents. The seven Gods were each given a continent to protect.

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(TL note: I’m not sure. Seven Gods but six continents?)

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I’m in charge of the Asuraddo Continent, located on the north side of this world. It was mostly covered in ice and snow but still has plenty of mineral resources to mine.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Runamiria, has anything happened during the time I was napping?”

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

“Guardian-sama, the mana density on Asuraddo Continent has been stable for a hundred years. However, humans have begun experimenting with magic. Their progress is still in the acceptable range and is far from causing a crisis in the world. The second report, the snow troll population is growing in the southeastern part of the continent. Imperial troops sent to subdue them had been completely annihilated. The damage amounted to the destruction of two villages and threesettlements. The third report, …”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

This kind of story was like a lullaby. With the angelic voice of Runamiria, my eyes suddenly felt heavy.

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“zzzzzzz…..”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

“Guardian-sama?”

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

“Eh? What happened?”

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

“Did you hear my reports?”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Of course. Aren’t you saying that the world is peaceful today so I don’t have anything to do?”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

It’s not particularly uncommon to hear the troubles caused monsters, like the Snow Trolls. Throughout the history of Gaia, turmoil between humans and monsters are daily occurrences.

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If you play RPGs having monsters roaming around, you would find it to be normal right? So, it’s the same here. Today is just a normal, peaceful day..

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“But there’s something that piques my interest. Some of the mana stream flow is going into stagnation.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“Ehh? Is that serious?”

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

“Of course it is!”

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“Where?”

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“The southeast mountain ridge.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“Any other information?”

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

“Mana eruptions have not been confirmed but from the fact that there is an abnormality with the Snow Trolls, a mana leakage to the surface is expected.”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

While gazing at the horizon, I thought about the abnormal occurrence of the Snow Trolls.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Mana is a form of pure magic. It can be found all over the world. Mana allowed humans to use magic and it also mutated monsters, completely ignoring the laws of physics. Below ground, there existed pulses of mana flowing like a river, called mana streams. It has a tremendous amount of mana. The mana scattered in the world came from smaller streams that originated from the main mana stream. Very rarely, the smaller stream was clogged for some reason. The mana that was blocked eventually burst, spewing to the surface like a volcanic eruption.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

While mana in general is good for the earth, it will turn toxic if the density becomes too excessive. Plants will grow abnormally and eventually will mutate into plant type monsters that may attack people. Wild mutated monsters may even acquire a skill and become even more dangerous. High concentrations of mana in the human body can cause death.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

In short, troublesome things will happen. So, if there is an abnormality in the mana stream, it’s my job to solve it. I actually really don’t want to do it. Yeah, I don’t want to do it! But if I don’t do anything now, it will become even more troublesome in the future.

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“So, isn’t it possible that it is already leaking to the surface?

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

“Yes, but I don’t think you need to go now.”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“But what will happen if I let it go now? After the eruption, it will take a lot of work to clean up. Dealing with this early means more rests in the future.”

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

“Ugh… But if you go now, someone might see you and that will cause problems.”

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

“Don’t worry. It’s already dark and if I fly high, no one will see me.”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Moonlight shone from the hole in the ceiling. The cave that I live in is a former volcano that’s no longer active. Of course I was the one who made it inactive. A few million years ago, it was called the Negra Volcano. I really liked this place since the shape of the volcano is like that of Mount Fuji. I made it habitable by moving all the magma from inside the volcano to the outer area so that the magma will burn anyone that approaches this cave. The lighting from the moonlight, combined with magic stones on the rock surface, gave the area a feeling of divinity. The top of the volcano is also higher than the clouds, so there are no worries regarding wind or rain. It also serves as my entrance and exit.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

“Runamiria, I’ll go now.”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Yes Guardian-sama. Please take care.”

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Runamiria’s hair fluttered from the wind created by my wings, but under the moonlight, it didn’t reduce her beauty at all.

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I flew above the sea of clouds. The moonlight made it look like a giant snowfield.

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“I’ll get it done quickly, I will be able to sleep more this way.”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

I made a promise to motivate myself and flew straight towards the southeast.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Edited by Panda
 

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