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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

The Lazy Dragon is Working Hard

Chapter 012 - The Lazy Dragon Chapter 12 (v2)


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The trial of the Guardian God of Sloth. As the demons grow stronger each time, the hero was currently undergoing this trial. This is a test to see if the hero is worthy; if he is, then he will be rewarded with new skills and abilities.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The trial is different each time. Once, it was to answer a riddle with a time limit of three days and nights. However,  I’m too lazy to bother.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

“You’ve finished the trial. You can go back now.”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“Eh? That’s it?” The hero asked.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

”Shouldn’t you be proud human? ” Runamiria then said with a cold tone.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“It’s not as you humans think. You can’t even scratch Guardian-sama and yet you are perhaps thinking about duelling him?”

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Hero-kun’s face suddenly became ugly.

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“Everyone, attack,! ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

A youthful impulse. Ah, it started to become troublesome.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Aah… I’m so lazy…

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“Sonic Slash! ”

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”Rock-Splitting Strike!”

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

The hero jumped while a warrior with a giant sword swung it down. The monk-like member and the girl started to chant behind them.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Maybe one is in charge of recovery and the other is in charge of magic. A typical party formation.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

I blocked the hero’s attack using my right arm and the sword using only one finger from my left hand.

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“Seriously? ”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

”Don’t stop! ”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

The warrior sent another kick towards my face. I received it with my forehead. It has decent power but was too weak to do any damage to me. Then he taook a step backwards.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

” Triple lance! ”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

The hero unleashed his spell as the warrior moved back. A combination magic attack of fire, ice, and thunder.

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It’s a good spell but I easily canceled it with a spell of my own.

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“In the name of God, evil will be punished. Holy Strike! ”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

This is the spell that the monk-like man was chanting.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

A chain of light came down from the sky. It is heavy. While his appearance doesn’t look it, his faith is quite high.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Paula, now!”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“Flame Tornado!”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The moment that that voice was heard, my view became filled with fire. Just as the name suggested, it was a high level magic flame tornado.

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I moved my wings lightly to generate wind and the flame disappeared.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

“This can’t be…”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“Seriously..”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“Impossible…”

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“Not what I expected…”

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The hero party was looking at me with a sad look.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Oh dear. Was that their ultimate move? Not even a single strand of my hair was burned.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

“Hero.. If it’s like this your power isn’t even enough to defeat the common demons.”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

I’ll give a hint too.

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“You can’t even dream about defeating the one controlling the demons, the Demon Lord.”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“Demon Lord?”

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“There’s a Demon Lord?”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

It should be mentioned that the previous hero didn’t tell him.

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“God, please protect the people.”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

What? If you ask me, it will be troublesome. I created a hero like you to lessen my work. Or should I kill him and create a new one? Well, let’s see if talking works.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Hero, if you don’t stop him, this is what will happen.”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I instantly casted an illusion on them.

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“Pigna! Dad! Mom! Everyone! Stop!” [ED: The last one is directed towards the demons…]

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” Stop that… Please… ”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

” Dad, mom, teacher… Why? ”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Oh God! The children!”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The hero saw an illusion of his village being overrun by demons. They killed everyone mercilessly.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

The hero and his party continue dbreathing heavily even after I released the illusion.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“Now, that was what would happen if you don’t stop the Demon Lord.”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Honestly their ability isn’t that bad. A little bit more and they can scratch me. It’s only a matter of time.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

“If you don’t strengthen your resolve, you may die as well. ”

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I casted a big fire to intimidate them. Of course they really may die, but this was necessary to test their mental strength.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

” I… I will defeat the demons and the Demon Lord. I will marry Pigna and make lots of kids with her. ”

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

After the hero finished, it’s the girl's turn.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“The Demon Lord? I don’t care. I’ll burn them all! ”

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“The demon lord behind the demon invasion? Interesting.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“True peace won’t be achieved if we don’t defeat him!”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Whoa, the hero party was quite courageous.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

” Now, Ars Funnel. You may have talent but you must also have courage. ”

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That was a good speech from me. I wonder if it was enough.

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” I know… Everyone… Let’s do it. ”

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They picked up their weapons and prepared for round two.

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Now, let’s continue.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

” Die…! ”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

” Oryaa…. ”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Hero-kun and the warrior came forward and attacked continuously. It had a higher chance of succeeding than if they do it one by one.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“O God, please bless our weapons. Weapon Maximize!”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

The monk chanted magic to increase their attack. Their attacks then became sharper.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Please, die…!”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“Hyaaa…”

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Hmm.. I might need to fight a little more seriously.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“God will protect us against our enemies. Maximize shield!”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The monk once again casted a defence magic.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Why a defensive spell?

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Oi! Are you insane?”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Behind the monk, the girl chanted her magic. She was collecting a high density of mana.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“Paula do it now!”

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“It doesn’t matter if we’re hit!”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

It’s a suicide dialogue.

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“Mega Flame!”

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This was the highest levelled spell of the black flame type. She casted the spell without care as to whether it will hit the hero and the warrior.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Now, if this was what you want,…

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“Whaaa… Its’ hot.”

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“Heal please… Heal…”

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The hero and the warrior cried out pathetically.

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“God please heal our wound! All heal!”

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It’s show time!

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

I deliberately turned off my defence.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“Uaarrghh…”

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The black fire clinged to my body. It didn’t actually hurt but it did crack my scales.

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“Superb. I didn’t think you could ever manage even that.”

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Then I peeled off my scales and reveal another layer of tough, unharmed scales underneath.

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“How is he so tough…”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“We only damaged his first layer of scales. There is not even a scratch on the second layer!”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

” Guys… Let’s attack again…”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Uwah… Those are the words that I want to hear. Brave hero! Maybe he can really defeat the Demon Lord.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

“Nice spirit! Come hero!”

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They gathered around the monk while used healing magic to restore the party.

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“Let’s attack!”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Dieee….!”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“Here I come…!”

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A mithril sword, longsword and bishop staff all came flying at me.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“Earth Spike!”

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

“Aqua Bolt!”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Lance Bolt!”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Bright magic spells came flying at me from the witch too.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“Longsword Strike!”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Holy Staff!”

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The monk and warrior both sent crushing blows. It’s rather painful since I don’t have my outer layer of scales anymore. I may even pass out from of the pain.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“Quaqmire!”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The girl casted it on my feet. It caused my figure to collapse. From the corner of my eyes, I saw Hero-kun jump.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Now Ars!”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“This is your chance!”

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“Final Strike!”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

The opportunity came from their team play.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

The hero sword was shining brightly.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“Uryaaa…”

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I received the shining blade with my palm as the Hero swung it down. I felt only some pain but I was sent a few meters back. The power wasn’t bad.

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The shining light continues to cut.”Noo…”

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I reached my bed… I looked at my palm and saw a single drop of blood. The source was a thin cut, as thin as a sheet of paper.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

However Hero-kun was lying on the ground. His mana consumption seemed to be very great.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Alright Hero… You have passed the test. ”

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As soon as she sawmy palm, Runamiria’s looks became very scary.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“We passed?”

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The hero showed an unbelievable face.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

“Yes, and it’s due to your last attack. It had a “heaven” attribute and is called <>.”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The skill was of course given by me. The battle was kind of like a tutorial to gain skill.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I also chose the right time to make the tutorial more dramatic and epic.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

 “Brave….Slash…”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The hero’s face was happy and he trembled with excitement. Then a strange silence fell upon us. What’s next again?

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Then with a cough, Runamiria started to speak.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Now Hero, please defeat the demons and Demon Lord of Makai, and bring peace to the world. ”

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

However, I actually wanted the demons and humans to live alongside each other in peace.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“If you meet the Demon Lord, please try not to kill him.”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

However they couldn’t understand my reasoning.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“He isn’t a bad guy except for doing radical things sometimes, like massacre.”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“…”

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“Well then, God of Sloth, we will take our leave.”

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“I’ll pray for your success, Ars Funnel.”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Thus the brave Ars Funnel succeeded in clearing the God of Sloth trial.

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Hang in there Ars, don’t lose…

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“Finally it’s over…”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

I lay down on the ground. I’m so tired. Seriously, among the Guardian Gods, I’m the most busy.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

It’s tiring…

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Thank you for all the hard work Guardian-sama.” It was Runamiria.

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“Have they left?”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Yes, it is dangerous for them to stay too long.”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Oh. Then let’s pray for their safety.”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Guardian-sama, please show me your hand.”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Runamiria took my hand and a warm light of healing magic wrapped around my hand. It healed the wound instantly.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“Thank you…”

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“You didn’t have to say that.”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“Then, my work is finished. I’ll sleep now…”

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“Guardian-sama, your bed…”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Aah, it was damaged…

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“It will be impossible for me to use it if I return to my dragon form. I’ll stay like this for now.”

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“Guardian-sama… If you don’t mind…”

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“What?”

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What came was a shy high pitched voice.

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“Guardian-sama, please use my lap as your pillow.”

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“Seriously?”

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“Eeh?”

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I can’t believe that she offered herself as a lap pillow.

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“Well, sleeping in my human form on the hard rock bed may hurt my body. If you’re okay with it, Runamiria, I’ll take you up on your offer. ”

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“Yes please.. It’s an honour.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Runamiria sat down and cleaned her lap many times.

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“Guardian-sama, if you please…”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“Please pardon me…”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I put my head on top of her lap. It has a nice soft feeling… Like a foam pillow…

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“Then, I’ll go to sleep now…”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“Yes Guardian-sama… Good night…”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I peek a bit and saw a giant satisfied smile on Runamiria face… With that, I let go of my consciousness…

Sadly the gods have spoken.

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