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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Prodigy Sefiria’s Program to Overthrow the Higher Ranks

Chapter 002 - 0 Years 4 Months


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What you call baby would at most, suckle for milk, cry, sleep, or leak… they can only do things like that.

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However, naturally I won’t do something like cry unreasonably. I am already at that age you know!

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

And then when I am hungry I just start sucking at her breasts, when wet my pants I don’t panic or make any fuss, i just keep it to myself.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

If I were do these poorly, they might think of me as a demon’s child ….. it’s not that I hadn’t thought about that, but I can just show them my smiling face and they will treat me like an angel.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Mufufu. Adults are easy.[1]
Our village was poor, and none among those wooden houses in a row had a glass window.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

And obviously, soundproofing was nonexistent – the village didn’t even have the “proof” half of the word.[2]

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Therefore, when in some house somewhere a baby was born, their neighbour must prepare for the coming sleepless nights due to the baby crying.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

However! If we are talking about that, I am as quiet as can be.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Ever since I got my memory back , I have never ever cried.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

At first mother was rather vigilant about my lack of night crying and could only sleep lightly, but now she’s sound asleep every time. She won’t wake up even when I sucked at her breasts.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Because of that everyone from the neighbourhood were in a good mood, and I always get pampered by everyone.

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As for me being pampered by everyone, I have a few cute faces to use for that end.

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Also, I only have less than 7 years to become『a prodigy』.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

For that purpose, I lavish a lot of charm onto a lot of people to attract them together, desperately absorbing their words.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

The results were amazing!

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Now that my age is 4 months, I can already understand most of the conversations happening around me.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I had never learnt any foreign languages before in my previous life… even I was surprised. If faced by death, nothing is impossible I suppose.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Or maybe, it was thanks to baby brain’s amazing plasticity for absorbing information?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Could it be, I actually have a hidden genius power… nope, yup , definitely not.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Ah, and besides that, I am not having any lack of practice talking.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

At first I was bewildered by a baby’s tongue and mouth, but I’m now starting to be able to say word-like sounds without lisping.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

And anyway, for the me who was just a 4 month infant, something like 「Mother, I am hungry, please expose your breast in front of me」 was something that must not be said.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The only things appropriate for a baby were stuff like 「ha-i」, 「cha – n」 or 「babuー」, stuff like that… And somehow, every sunday evening strange sounds similar to a baby’s footsteps can be heard.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

For your information, the first word I tried to say was 『I’m the greatest under heaven and earth』.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

……… there’s no other meaning you know? Yes, it’s because I’m modest!

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Eventually I want to learn how to read and write… but there was no one in our village that can do either.

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I am sure that they can at least read some simple flags or a signboard but… I doubt that even the village chief Bashbal could make heads or tails out of a book.[3]

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Because of that, I would often sneak into dad’s room to take that one book out of the desk drawer and try to read it .

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

According to what Mother said, father can’t read books. This book was a memento of sorts that his friend left for him, therefore it was not like the contents of the book didn’t mean anything .

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

However that also meant that I didn’t know what kind book this was, and with no hint I can’t even start to guess as to the meaning of the words.

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……. God has died.

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Putting that aside, on the topic of – is there anything else that I must do?- then the answer is none. At most, I just needed search for mother when I get hungry.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

For the sake of become muscular, as soon as I could barely see through my eyes, I have frantically been moving my body. Because of this, I can now already move by crawling.

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If there was something like『baby muscularity rankings』might I become the winner?

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

So, while the muscular me totteringly crawled around this small house, apart from mother, my eyes met with my other family member’s.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

That little boy with thick honey like blonde hair and sharp eyes.

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He is my brother, Roguna-kun.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「…………」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

When I entered Onii-chan’s field of vision, he just glared at me with a rather scowling expression… am I hated?

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

It’s not like he’s been talking behind my back or anything like that, maybe he was just feeling the typical childish jealousy.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Now Onii-chan’s age is just above 3 years old. Even though he is at the age where he wants to be spoiled, mother is turning her attention away towards me, who is just a newborn.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

And since I’m an abnormally easy to handle baby, I think that despite mother giving him a lot of attention as well, it still made him unpleased.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Well, he’s been monopolizing this beauty of a mother all this time. It was inevitable.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Moreover, different to Onii-Chan, I am being super pampered by entire village.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Anyhow, I’ve always tried to please everyone with my charms. I was brandishing it to the point it can be considered「terrorism」.[4]

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Thanks to this, I’m in high demand …….. no, maybe idol level …….. better yet, an angel!

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

My baby power is more than 530,000. For Onii-Chan who always wore his sullen face and had bad social abilities, our levels are too different! Ho – ho ho! (PR: imagining generic anime noble girl laugh. Haha)

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Even today, just as I moved slightly away from the house, the senior couple gramps and granny, my mom and some other girls about the same age as her, even little children started to shower me with affection.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

From Onii-Chan’s point of view, this little brother who had been born after me, was probably snatching away mom and all people from village from him, or something like that .

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For me, who in my previous life had nobody love me, or anybody help me and spent all his time overworked in loneliness, this was a heaven sent life.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

That is why, I desire love more than anyone else, desperately.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Then, another thing that I’ve learnt was, 『if we are to give all of our love earnestly, the other side will love you back !』

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Given that I gave my all to getting closer to the ones who don’t like me so much, I’m sure I’ll penetrate their defences eventually.[5]

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

If you look from my side who’s giving my all, all I could say was that Onii-Chan’s effort in getting love was not nearly enough.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Onii- Chan, this world is the survival of the fittest. For the one who’s cannot flatter others, he is only going to be eliminated you know? Fu fu fu ~.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Today as well, I was charming all the villagers through my love-love aura. Eat this, love me beam!

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Ah, it’s nice having everyone love me! Ahahaha!

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Notes :

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

[1] (TL: You’re an adult as well right? Right~?)

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

[2] (PR: Originally a pun where soundproofing was made up of the characters for “ward”, “sound”, “equipment” and the author said that the “ward” wasn’t there. Very punny author Takami.) (TL: thanks , I don’t even know what that word mean after all =w= )

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

[3](PR: It can be Bashubal or Bashbal as well…)(TL : let’s go with Bashbal then , since it’s have less word :>)

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

[4](PR: of cuteness.) (TL: I hated by a little kids for some reason , and if I saw kids like this maybe I’ll pampered him/her too)

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

[5] (PR to TL, delete after reading: Honenuki means to remove the bones(literal) and soften up (figurative) in this case. Fish without bones=flexible lol.) (TL : Thanks :>)

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.