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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

My Annoying Aura Follows Me Into Another World

Chapter 003 - Thinking About the Present Situation


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And there I was, lying in a haystack, like the sweet baby Jesus on a Christmas morn..(sigh)

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I just keep relating to the weirdest things in the weirdest times..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Maybe that's why I'm stuck like this..

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

I just keep getting into these situations, I should just roll up in a corner and die..

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

Wait I already did...

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.


........

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Notification
You have learned the skill [Depressing Aura] Proficiency 0.00%


Nope, this is bad, I gotta stop now before I get too depressed..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Since even the horses are now staying away from me..(sigh)

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

For now, I'll think positively..

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

Yeah, that's right, I'm mister positive..

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Gotta see the bright side of things now..

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

At least it's still daytime..

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

Even though the horses are staying away, the crows seem to like me..

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Wait..

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Crows? isn't that bad? 

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Fuuuuu..

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

So be it, I will be known as Mister Positive Crow Man! Fuhahahahaha....

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Notification
You have acquired the title {Depression Incarnate}

 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Hmmm what's this? Title? Am I a movie?
This is bad, I'm starting to tsukkomi everything..

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

I'm becoming strange, hmm?
As I take a closer look at the title, something happens.. 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

 

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Depression Incarnate
You have gone off the deep end. Too much negative feelings are bottled up inside you, that they have started to affect your personality, such that even crows gather around you. +100AP, -99 LUK


What is this self-loathing title? 

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Am I really that depressed to get pity from you, huh?

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Wait a minute, somehow, all these windows looked the same..

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

They seemed familiar..

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Where have I seen these before, they look like those windows in..

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Games...

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Am I really in a game?

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

As I thought that, I pinched my finger hard and bit my lip simultaneously..

Yep, it hurts, and I'm bleeding...(sigh)
Anyway, this seemed to be reality..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

But the window seemed real too, so it must be that kind of world..

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I quickly draw the conclusion, that this was a world with game-like elements..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Just like some of the settings in the novels I used to read..

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Huh? I'm not thinking hard enough about it?

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Who? Me? Nope, I don't know what you're talking about..

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!


Well, since this is a game world, there must be commands right?

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

As I got excited, I thought the first command I wanted, LOG OUT!

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.....
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"(sigh)"

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

I knew it was too good to be true..

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Then, let's try another command, STATUS!

And sure enough, a square-shaped window appeared in front of my eyes..

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Name: Orion Astrum
Title: The Chosen Ones,  Hidden God's Apostle,
The Loner, Depression Incarnate, Unlucky Person
Level: 1
Race: Human Class: None Rank: Null
HP: 100 MP: 75 SP: 20
STR: 5 AGI: 10 INT: 50
VIT: 10 DEX: 5 WIS: 30
WP: 10 AP: 1000

LUK: -999

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

 

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

Are you always trying to bring down my self-esteem?You got a problem with me, world? Is this funny to you?I don't know why I'm screaming to an inanimate being..

Sadly the gods have spoken.

I guess {The Loner} title isn't too far from the truth..

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"


Now, for the next thing, SKILLS!And just like before a window appears, only this time, rectangular..

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Skills
Active:
Aura Amplification - Proficiency 49.98%
Repel Aura - Proficiency 99.01%
Curse Aura - Proficiency 1.00%
Depressing Aura - Proficiency 2.99%
Passive:
Aura Mastery - Proficiency 20.23%
Aura Manipulation - Proficiency 9.14%
Unique Skills
Aura Gift
Continental Language Comprehension

 

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Hmm, it seemed like I could only use aura-based skills for now..After that, I tried saying a variety of game lingo and terms, which led to no avail..Now that that's over, I wanted to check the skills I got..

Sadly the gods have spoken.

But it seems I have company..

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.