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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Madmana's Original Works

Chapter 001 - guns vs cultivation chapter 1


If you are reading this, you are NOT reading from the official source. If you wish to read this chapter unobstructed, please read it at rebirth.online/novel/madmana-original-works/1

 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Chapter one 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Were am i (kenneth) 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Were are you? Good question. (Mysterius man) 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Who are you (kenneth) 

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I'm wat they would call god in your world. (God) 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

God hu. So i suppose i got summoned. Am i correct? (kenneth) 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Hu you don't seem very surprised. (god) 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

With my life i stopped being surprised years ago. (kenneth) 

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Ye i suppose so (god) 

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Ï mean you worked as an assassin for over 30 years. (god) 

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

So why are you summoning me? (kenneth) 

This chapter is trolled by ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems.

O yes i summoned you because i wanted to help you get a better life. (god) 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

A better life hu. You know there is a saying among assassins. Gods don't do favors. (kenneth) 

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Correct. You will have a purpose to help me establish a sect in this new world. (god) 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

A sect hu. Why? (kenneth) 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Well its for 2 reasons. One i like to se you work. You are clean and effective. And the second reason is every 1000 or so years we have a lottery with all the other gods and my name came up in the lottery. So I have to  summon a person and give them a mission. (god) 

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

So how will this work? Will I get summoned in a new body or an old body. (kenneth) 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I will summon you in a new body. Well to call it new is kind wrong. Your new body will be that of the worst teachers in one of the biggest academies on the continent. He is regarded as trash. So you are going to fix his reputation. And i will give you some cheat powers. O and by the way what type of weapon do you prefer? (god) 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Weapon? I mean I prefer guns more than anything. (kenneth) 

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

 

This chapter is trolled by ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems.

Guns hu. Ok I will give you a cultivation Teknik and the ability to summon weapon's. (god) 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

summon guns. So how does it work! (kenneth) 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Got you interested hu well you will have to imagen the gun and then it will materialise. But do remember it takes a lot of concentrating.(god) 

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

So when do i get down to that world. It will take some time but nothing major. O and one last thing your first quest for creating a new sect is to get new disciples so I will give you access to a library that will give you knowledge in the world. And how to cultivate. But you cant pull any of these out rashly you got to ern it first understand? (god) 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

 

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Understood (kenneth) 

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.


"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"