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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 086 - Signs of War


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That week, in preparation for our activity during the Golden Week, we purchased a large tent for camping and 10 bags of 25 kg flour to sell to the other world.
Because there was a fair amount of flour, when I bought it, I had a hard time covering it up.

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And then it was Saturday. Azide-san was working at Shinju town. While Nancy was staying in Greece from India via Turkey.

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「Now, since it’s Golden Week from today onwards, during the holidays, let’s quickly solve the matter about the war!」
「Eh? It’s golden week for Oniichan from today?」
「Yeah, I will have a six-day paid leave, so 16 consecutive holidays.」1
「It’s enviable.~ I want a paid leave too.~」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「Oh, that’s right. Aya has to go back on Monday because of the Junior College. Are you going to stay at home this time, Aya?」
「No way, don’t leave me!」
「It can’t be helped. We’ll return on Sunday night and go to the other side again on Monday morning.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「If we’re going over to the other side on Monday, when are we going to return?」
「Friday, I think?」
「Ehh.. Showa day?」2
「Yeah, on Showa day. That’s why we won’t be able to go back and forth for a day on Wednesday.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Then, I will be alone this week?」
「There is no helping it because we’re going to solve the matter about the war.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Aya-san, I’m sorry.」
「It’s not your fault, Elena-chan. Un, it’s because of the problem of Elena-chan’s country.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Well then, let’s go.」
「Kay~」「Yes.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

We went to『Shinju town』using Teleportation.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

***

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

 『Shinju town』was in an uproar.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「What is this amount of soldiers.」

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The『Shinju town』has a military-like atmosphere, it was full of stern looking men.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Perhaps, the war has finally begun.」
「How so?」
「The『Shinju town』is the nearest town to the demon country that the demon lord governs.」
「I see, the soldiers will gather from this town and will march towards the demon country.」
「That’s what I think.」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「But, there’s no movement in the present situation. First, we must gather information.」
「Yes.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

We went around the adventurers’ guild, merchants’ guild and craftsmen’s guild to gather information.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

・The survivors of the Scab village were living in the『Slums』located at the north of the town.
・Under the decree of the King, the aristocrats governing each town were to send the soldiers they have gathered to『Shinju town』.
・Because the soldiers have been gathered,『Shinju town』is on food shortage.
・Rumor has it that the organized military units will march in the next few days.
・Because the merchants were also gathered in anticipation for the war’s special procurement, all the inns were full booked.3

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Such was the information we had gathered.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

First, we decided to go to the『Slums』located at the north of the town.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

But, on the way to the『Slums』, I noticed an abnormal thing.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Aya, Elena, wait a moment.」
「Yes.」「What’s wrong, oniichan?」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「There is something that shows『Caution』up ahead. And a lot of it.」
「N?  Monsters?4 But, inside the town?」
「I don’t know if they are monsters.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「How many?」
「There are 1000 or more.」
「1000!!? You didn’t make a mistake?」
「I don’t know. But, let’s be careful.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

When we were advancing carefully, a bad odor filled the surroundings. 
I know this smell. It smells like a rotten fish.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

When we advanced deeper inside the area that smelled like a rotten fish, we encountered about five skinheads who walked slowly and blocked the road.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「You, what, business. Beyond this point, our town, if no business, turn back.」
「I’ve heard that the survivors of the Scab village are here. I want to talk to them, can you let us through?」
「Dunno, go home.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Unapproachable.
I felt uncomfortable and tried to use【Appraisal】on these fellows.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「……Understood, sorry for troubling you. You two, let’s leave.」
「N?  Leave?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

When I looked over my shoulders, they went back to the position which wasn’t visible―

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Those fellows are orcs!」
「Huh!? Orc?」
「Come to think of it, it’s the same smell as an orc.」
「They are disguised as human beings using【Magic stone of human transformation】!」
「Ee!?」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Using the【Magic stone of human transformation】that the goblins made, the orcs snuck into the human town? I wonder what they are up to.

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「Perhaps, the『Scab village survivors』is just a deception and their true objective is to sneak into the town.」
「That……」

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I summoned the lightning spirit and asked it to scout the『Slums』out with Aya’s beacon on.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「I specialized in attacking. Recently, it’s nothing but reconnaissance!」The lightning spirit complained.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

I felt uneasy. I was almost certain that before long, the situation might turn into something where the lightning spirit needs to go on a rampage.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Now then, let’s go back to the town and gather information about the『Slums』.」
「「Okay.」」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

We went back to the town. I was able to hear something from the elderly staff of the merchants’ guild.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「So, the『Slums』gradually grew bigger a few years ago.」
「Aa, it is so. Since there’s an unpleasant smell, no one approaches it. It’s troublesome.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「What did the people over there do about things like food.」
「The aristocrat ruling this town seems to provide food to the『Slums』in large quantities.Because the survivors of the Scab village can’t be left alone.」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「What kind of relationship does the Scab village and the『Slums』have?」
「In that respect, I don’t know much. There was a merchant who was from the『Slums』and came into this town. Because he commonly went in and out of the Scab village, he might be the only one you could rely on.」

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「A merchant from the『Slums』!?」
「I heard that that merchant seemed to witness the Scab village when it was attacked by the demon lord’s army.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Perhaps, the root of this war……」
「Based on the testimony, there was a crack formed between the demons leading to this situation.」
「I see……」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

After listening to the story of the merchants’ guild staff, we left the guild. The lightning spirit also came back.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Ano, in the.『Slums』・・there was nothing but orcs.」
「Nothing but orcs・・!?」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

I tried to verify the video.
A guy who used【Magic stone of human transformation】was guarding near the entrance and inside the『Slums』was full of orcs.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Elena, this might be bad.」
「Your otousama, I think he is being tricked by the goblins and orcs.」
「It’s highly likely.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."


Translators notes and references:

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

1Uh… correct me if I’m wrong, so starting from the current day, Saturday, April 23 to 24th (his day-offs), April 25 to 28th (paid leave), April 29 to  May 5th (Golden Week), May 6 to 9th (day-offs and his remaining paid leave), totaled 16 days?↩
2Shōwa Day (昭和の日 Shōwa no Hi?) is a Japanese annual holiday held on April 29. It honors the birthday of the Shōwa Emperor (Hirohito), the reigning emperor from 1926 to 1989.[1] The purpose of the holiday is to encourage public reflection on the turbulent 63 years of Hirohito’s reign. – Wikipedia↩
3Uh… can someone please explain what is this special procurement?↩
4I’m translating mamonos as monsters i.e Goblins and Orcs while Mazoku as Demons↩

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"