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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 071 - Azide is in a pinch


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Our popular hotcake party ended and the children went to bed.
I realized a serious matter.

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「Oops, I forgot to secure an inn.」
「Then Seiji-san, please stay here.」
「Aria-san, thank you very much.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「But Seiji-sama, there aren’t enough beds.」
「I’ll just make do with the sleeping bag.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

While having such talk, suddenly,【Vigilance】magic sensed【Danger】.
I promptly took a defensive stance and looked around.

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「Seiji-sama, what happened?」
「I sensed some【Danger】but it seems not here.」

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I tried to open the map to confirm it and the one exposed to【Danger】is『Azide-san』.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「It seems Azide-san is exposed to【Danger】.」
「Azide-san?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Aria-san is here but it can’t be helped since it’s an emergency situation.
I projected Azide-san’s situation on the spot.

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There, the figure of Azide-san who is being attacked by 30-something bandits.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Ah, Azide-san! I-, Is this a magic that can see to distant places!?」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Azide-san is being protected by several adventurers but they’re completely outnumbered and on the verge of losing.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Aya, Elena, we’re going to help.」
「Seiji-san, how are you going to go there?」
「Aria-san, please keep this as a secret after this.」
「Y-, yes.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Teleportation!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

I brought Aya and Elena, and teleported to where Azide-san is.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Guwaa!」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

When we arrived, the last of the adventurers received a wound and fell down.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Barrier!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

I promptly set a barrier up between the thieves and the adventurers, it blocked the thieves’ advance.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Elena, please examine the adventurers’ injuries. Aya, take care of the people in the right.」

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I go around the left side of the barrier and confronted the thieves.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「There’s still someone remaining!?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The three people attacked at the same time but I attacked the three people’s hands and knocked away their weapons. 
The thieves who saw that were stubborn and plunged in blindly without pausing.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

I looked towards Ayaー
Aya was near Elena for some reason, she took a fighting stance but didn’t move. What are you doing Aya!?

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Finally, the thieves moved around the right-side of the barrier and surrounded Aya and Elena.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Shit!」

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I moved using【Lightning flash】and hurled myself at the back of one of the thievesー

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Guwa!」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

My being which turned into lightning passed through the thief’s body. The thief uttered a short scream and fainted from the electric shock.
I cast electric shock on the thieves who were surprised when I suddenly appeared, neutralizing about half on the spot, the remaining thieves promptly took a distance.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Aya, what happened!?」
「Ah, err… oniichan.」
「Aya, are you trembling?」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Aya looked strange. Well, no wonder since there are suddenly people killing each other.Actually, even I’m more nervous than usual.
But, there’s no time to relax, I sensed【Danger】from the distance and when I looked overー
a thief with a bow is aiming at here.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Boom!

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

I cast【Lightning strike】towards that person.
It also affected the people around him and several thieves were charred and fell down.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Dangerous, escape!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

When the leader-like thief shouted, the thieves ran away at full speed.

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Approximately 20 thieves managed to ran away and the other 10 people died at the place.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Despite being thieves, I had killed people. There was no time to go easy in a desperate situation. It’s the same feeling when I first came to this world and cut off the hand of the aristocracy knight leader. Though I’m not sure yet, back then, it had a feeling of a game.

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「Seiji-sama, are you alright?」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Elena looked at my face worriedly.

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「It’s the first time I had killed people. I’m a bit shaken.」
「Truly!?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I lowered my head andー
Elena pulled my head into an embrace.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「!?」

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Elena, what on Earth……
but when I heard Elena’s heartbeat, I gradually calmed down.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Elena, I’m fine now.」
「Really?」
「Thank you.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

I freed myself from Elena’s comfortable arms and went to Aya.

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「Aya, are you okay?」「Aya-san, are you alright?」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「I-, I’m sorry. I-, I couldn’t move at all……」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Aya bursts into tears in my chest.
Like what Elena did to me a little while ago, I calmed Aya down.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Oniichan, I’m fine already.」
「Is that so?」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Aya freed herself out of my chest and wiped her tears.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Sorry oniichan, I couldn’t move at the critical moment.」
「Well, it can’t be helped, even I got scared.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

When I pat Aya’s head, Aya seemed frustrated by it.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Seiji-san! Why are you here!? What happened to the thieves?」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Oh, I’ve completely forgotten about Azide-san.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Apparently, Azide-san covered himself with cloth and hid inside the carriage.

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「Iyaa, Azide-san, what a coincidence. It seems the party we saved was unexpectedly Azide-san’s.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

My little bit of acting became awkward.

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「What about the other adventurers?」
「They’re all unconscious but we were able to treat their wounds somehow.」

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With Elena’s recovery magic, the 5 adventurers were completely healed and regain consciousness.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Seiji-san, Elena-san and Aya-san, we offer to you our sincere gratitude.」
「Thank you very much.」

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We received an intense gratitude from Azide-san and the adventurers.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

All the thieves’ corpses were buried by us and the adventurers at the place.There isn’t any bounty for an underling thief, the bounty is on the boss’ head, we have to literally bring the head and exchange it for gold.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

When we finished disposing the bodies, we traveled a little and set up a camp.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

But, it became awkward.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Seiji-san, did you have any equipment for sleeping?」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

What should I do, I don’t have such a thing!

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「Actually.~ We have taken the luggage of the thieves from a while agoー」
「Then, please use my tent. I‘ll sleep on the carriage.」
「Sorry for the trouble and thank you very much.」
「You’re my benefactor, this is only natural.」

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Hmm.. it’s good to have an equipment for sleeping in the mean time.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Thus, we decided to sleep in the tent. The adventurers seemed to be working as lookout.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Oniichan, it’s so narrow.」
「It can’t be helped.」

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Inside the narrow tent, we became like the character 川.
I used Azide-san’s piece of cloth as a futon, Elena is in my sleeping bag and Aya is wrapped in a blanket. 
And for some reason, I’m located in the middle of the character 川, why am I always in the middle? It always somehow becomes this formation. Why is that?

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Elena was tired after using a lot of recovery magic. She immediately started snoring1.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「An-chan, are you awake?」
「Un.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Earlier, I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to fight properly.」
「It was sudden this time so it can’t be helped.」

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「But, when something like this happened again next time and I can’t fight once again……」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「That’s right.~ Though you were able to move during the fighting competition, I wonder why you couldn’t move today?」
「I got scared when I saw the thief’s face.」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「When you struck iron wall Lela, weren’t you fine?」
「Those people weren’t something to be afraid of.」

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We had various conversations but apparently, when Aya had hostility directed to her from a man, her body become stiff. After the incident in Shinjuku, it had become a trauma.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Aya, there’s a better way to fight with a man.」
「What is」
「Kick his crotch.」
「Oniichan you ecchi!」
「I’m serious with what I said!」

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「I’ve decided! I’ll join the karate club and learn self-defense.」
「I see, that may be good.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Aya made up her mind, she finally calmed down and after awhile she began to snore.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

While listening to the snoring of Aya and Elena which like a stereo2, I finally went to sleep.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."


Translator notes and reference:

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

1Seiji is ruining Elena’s image.↩
2LOL.↩

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.