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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 069 - Miso butter corn


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Upon leaving the flour mill factory, because it was time for lunch soon, we decided to look for a ramen shop.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

「Noww then, let’s look for a ramen shop.~」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

When we’re looking for a ramen shop, Elena raised her head and stared at something.

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「Seiji-sama, what’s that portrait of a man with big beard?」

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Apprently, Elena seemed to be worried about the billboard advertisement. When I saw the billboard, I think it somewhat resembled the Delaidos’ king.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「That’s a billboard of whiskey.」
「What’s whiskey?」
「It’s a liquor made from wheat.」
「Is that so? That man is holding a wheat in hand.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「Then, let’s also buy whiskey.」
「An-chan, are you going to have Elena drink whiskey?」
「I-, I’m not allowed to drink liquor?」

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「No, that’s not it, remember the dwarf in the weapon shop? It’s a souvenir to that person.」
「I see, that person really loves liquor.」

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「Err… speaking of souvenir… the children at Aria’s place… can I buy something for them?」
「That’s right! There’s so much wheat flour too, maybe we can make something delicious with it?」
「Yes, it sounds good! Those children will surely be glad.」
「Well then, after eating ramen and a little shopping, let’s go to the other world to hand over the souvenirs.」
「Yes.」「Ye~s.」

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It’s been decided to go shopping.
First, I bought a whiskey which won a gold medal at a famous contest. Also, it’s 5,000 yen for only 180 ml, it’s so expensiveee!1
I also bought fresh milk and Hokkaido eggs2 to be used in the wheat flour dish afterwards.I wonder if this is fine as a souvenir?

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We finally found a delicious ramen shop and sat at the counter, the 3 of us ordered a different ramen each.
Mine is a chashumen3.
Aya’s is a hotate ramen4.
Elena’s is a miso butter corn ramen5.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「Hotate yum-yum.~ I’ll give this one scallop to Elena-chan.」
「Aya-san, thank you.」

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*Grr* this impertinent Aya.

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「Then, I’ll give this 2 slices of roasted pork.」
「Seiji-sama, thank you!」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Sparks flew between Me and Aya when we glared at each other. Elena ate the miso butter corn with scallops and roasted pork ramen with great relish. Come to think of it, Elena is eating normally using chopsticks, she already became good on how to use the chopsticks.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

「Well then, let’s go to the『Suga town』first.」
「Yes.」「Ye~s.」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

We teleported to『Suga town』from the back alley in Sapporo.

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From there, I went around to each guilds of various towns.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

1.『Suga town』
・『Adventurers’ Guild』
Submission【Slimes’ nucleus】.
+50 A x 40 = 2,000 A
Submission of【Wolves fang】(From『 Chapter 35 – Dangerous nigh road』reference)
+100 A
◆Guild points: +70 (Total of 105)
・『Merchants’ Guild』
Delivery of【Flour】25 kg x 1 bag
+ 2,500 A
・『Craftmen’s Guild』
Purchase of【Mandrake root】x 10
-100 A x 10 = -1,000 A
Sale of potions
【Illness mitigation potion +1】x 2
+30 A x 2 = 60 A
【Illness mitigation potion +2】x 1
+40 A
【Wound healing potion +1】x 29
+150 A x 29 = 4,350 A
【Wound healing potion +2】x 30
+200 A x 30 = 6,000 A
【Wound healing potion +3】x 1
+400 A

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

2.『Nippo town』
・『Adventurers’ Guild』
Submission of【Huge rats’ front teeth】
( From『 Chapter 35 – Dangerous night road』reference)
+50 A x 4 = 200 A
◆Guild points: 105 → 111
・『Merchants’ Guild』
Delivery of【Flour】25 kg x 1 bag
+2,500 A
・『Craftsmen’s Guild』
Purchase of【Mandrake root】x 3
-100 A x 3 = -300 A

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

3.『Delaidos Royal Capital』
・『Merchants’ Guild』
Delivery of【Flour】25 kg x 1 bag
+2,500 A
・『Craftmen’s Guild』
Purchase of【Mandrake root】x 10
-100 A x 10 = -1,000 A

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

When I brought the『Slimes’ nucleus』to the【Suga town】, our guild points went over 100 and our adventurers’ rank rose from『E』to『D』. Incidentally, the guild points required in order to become『C』rank seemed to be 300.
Also, our Aurum increased to a total of 18, 350 A. It’ll be fine even if I don’t earn money for a while. If I can exchange this to Japanese Yen, I could live luxuriously in Japan.~

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

As such, we went to see the dwarf occhan of the weapons and armors shop for the first souvenir.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

「Hello~」
「Oh, the lad from the last time, what’s your name again?」
「Hahaha! We haven’t introduced ourselves to each other, I’m Seiji.」
「As for me, my name is『Gamudo』. It’s nice to meet you again.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Gamudo-san and I shook hands firmly.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

「By the way, what’s your business for coming today? Weapon? Or Armor?」
「Before that, I’ve brought a souvenir today.」
「Souvenir, you mean……」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I put the【Whiskey】on the table with a broad smile.

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「It’s not Ale, is it? But, a liquor?」
「Yes, it’s a liquor that became #1 in a liquor competition of my hometown.」
「What is it!!?」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Gamudo-san leaned forward suddenly.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Well, how about a straight first.」6

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I took out a glass from the inventory and poured a little bit of whiskey. At the same time, a gentle fragrance of sweet malt spread around.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「W-, What is this fragrance! This is a fragrance of liquor!?」
「Well then, take a sip.」
「U-, Umu.」

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When Gamudo-san fearfully brought the glass close to his mouth, a strong fragrance went through his nose. Gamudo-san flinched for a moment, but made up his mind and poured it into his mouth. 
With a *thud*, the instant it entered his mouth, a refreshing rich flavor spread from his mouth throughout his body.

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「……」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Gamudo-san had been immersed in the lingering aftertaste in silence, suddenly, a tear drop ran down from his eye.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Ojii-sama! What happened to you!?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「It’s a lie…… Such a delicious liquor, it’s impossible to be from this world……」
「Was it so delicious?」
「Oh, oh, it’s not in the delicious level anymore……」

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「It’s good that you’re happy, it’s worth that I brought it with me.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「Shit, if you brought such a delicious liquor, what am I suppose to do! I’ve got no money to buy this delicious liquor.」
「We didn’t come here to sell liquor today, we’ve come to buy armor. Besides, I brought this for you as a souvenir.」
「Is that so, armor! Sure thing! I’ll make the best armors for you guys!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Gamudo-san became excited and measured our size for the armors, since he said that it would take a week to complete the armors, we left Gamudo-san’s shop.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.


Translator notes and reference:

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

1Okay, the whiskey they’re referring to is Nikka whiskey. Thank you Tokanya and not_onizoka-gto.↩
2Not sure but apparently, major egg farms throughout Hokkaido primarily raise two breeds of laying chickens: Julia (white-shelled eggs) and Boris Brown (reddish brown-shelled eggs). – Hokkaidofoodlibrary↩
3Fatty slices of roasted or braised pork. Chashu is a very common topping, and standard bowls of ramen usually come with one or two slices of it. Most ramen-ya also serve Chashumen (chashu ramen) which is a ramen dish with additional pieces of chashu. Kakuni (braised pork belly) is served instead of chashu at some restaurants. – Japan-guide↩
4Hotate/Scallop ramen.↩
5Miso butter corn ramen.↩
6Apparently, drinking alcohol ‘straight’ means without ice. Thanks, Fleabiter.↩

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

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