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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 056 - A certain Monday in Japan


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Monday, the next day when we returned from different world.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

When I got to the company, my『Douki1』, all 5 of them who joined the company the same year as I am, were all assembled on my seat.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「What is it!? You all assembled here.」
「I have a favor to ask of you, Maruyama.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Since there might be some people who forgot, I’ll say it for the time being,
『Maruyama』is me.

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But, is this perhaps an invitation to a group date?

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Favor? What is it that you’re being formal?」
「Recently, we heard that your talent to find bugs blossomed.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

*heart thump*!?
Bad, using magic at work, did I stand-out inside the company?
However, since finding bugs is work-related, it’s fine to temporarily leave it as is~

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「So, to our project, we hope that Maruyama can do a brief『Review』.」
「『Review』? Well, it’s fine but,
Huh? 『Our project』? Are the 5 of you working on the same project?」
「No.」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

N?  I have a bad feeling.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「I mean ‘our’, the project that each of us are working on, we hope that you can do a super brief『Review』.」
「Err… each, each of 5 people means 5 projects and you want me to do a brief review alone?」
「A favor! It’ll be our treat next time~」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

The 5 people, glanced at each other and continued to persuade me persistently.

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「Well, because we are from different departments, I can’t “ok” easily.」
「We already got “ok” from your department’s director-san.」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Oy! Director guy, don’t make promises so readily!

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Alright, I’ll do it.」
「Is that so, thank you very much!」
「Well, when are we going to start?」

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「Today……」
「Wa?」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

They said an impossible thing.

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「Err…please, let me explain.
Tomorrow is the end of fiscal year, right? If a bug is found by the end of the day, it’s possible to debug it tomorrow, right?
And then, it’ll reflect on your term’s achievements~」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

The 5 people persuade me further.

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「I got it, I’ll do it!
However, I’ll only skim through everything quickly!」
「That’s enough, thank you!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

The 5 people’s project documents piled up on top of my desk.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

How did this happen!?

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Since there’s too many, I only find the most dangerous bugs in each of the 5 projects and reported it one after another.

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At the end of the day, I didn’t have any time for a short break as the 5 people asked alternately about the bugs.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

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"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

When I’m done with work and went home, I was greeted by Elena.
「I’m home.」
「Welcome back, Seiji-sama,
It seems you’re considerably tired.」
「Iya~ Various troublesome work had been dumped on me today, I’m really tired.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Then, I’ll heal you.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Somehow, that line sounds lewd,
isn’t it strange?

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Whenever I went home tired, Elena will always heal my fatigue using【Recovery magic】.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

This is what you call feeling good.
It feels so good like I’m ascending to heaven, both my body and mind are being healed.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Seiji-sama, does it feel good?」
「Oh, it feels so good Elena~」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「An-chan, Elena-chan, what are you doing!?」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「Oh, Aya, welcome home.
This? I asked Elena to heal my fatigue using magic. 」

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「Eh, Ah, that’s right, ahaha!」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Aya, you, did you perhaps~
misunderstand that it’s not『Heal』but something『Lewd』?

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Elena-chan, after you’re done with idiot an-chan, cast a healing magic to me too~」
「Yes, please wait a moment.」
「You only played all day, Aya, you’re not that tired, right?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「That’s not it!
Because some friends from high school came to Tokyo today, we had a get together and sang karaoke for 5 hours, I got so tired before long.」
「Isn’t that playing after all!?」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

After that, I listened to Aya’s excuse, it quickly went astray from playing all day to bragging of how she had fun.
Yada yada yada, I didn’t really listen to any of it at all.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Since Aya had gone out to play,
then Elena was left home alone?」
「Yes, I watched DVDs in the morning,
ah, but in the afternoon, I went to the mall and shop at the bookstore.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Shopping!? I see, since I’m giving allowance to Elena, did she use it?
But, was she able to shop properly?
I think I’ve understood the parents’ feelings when they make you run an errand for the first time.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「You went out by yourself?」
「Yes, was it bad?」

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Well, I think it’s fine since【Vigilance】magic didn’t have any reaction but I’m still worried after all.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「An-chan, you worry too much. Elena-chan is already 15 years old, she can go shopping by herself.」
「Well, that’s right but……
since Japan is a foreign country for Elena, there are still various things she didn’t understand, right?」

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「You were worried about me, right?
It’s fine because everybody was kind.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

『They were kind to you』?~ That’s worrisome in a different way……
Well, since there’s【Vigilance】magic, let’s not worry about it too much.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「By the way Elena, what did you bought at the bookstore?」
「Let me see~」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Elena began to display books on the table.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「First, because I’ve heard that【Picture book】was good for learning Japanese, I bought『Cinderella』,『Snow white』and『Momotaro2』.」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

It’s a bit cliched but, they might be good for learning Japanese.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Next, I bought『Japanese language』,『Arithmetic』,『Science』,『Social studies』and『Morals』for【First graders】」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Elena places the Japanese language, arithmetic, science, social studies and morals books on the table with a smiling face.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

There’s no health and physical education!? I’ll personally teach her sit ups3……
Since Aya was looking at me with scary face, let’s put this matter on hold.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Elena-chan will also be studying『Social studies』and『Morals』?」
「Yes, it doesn’t have anything to do with magic but for Delaidos kingdom, I’ll learn them to become a role model.」
「Elena-chan, is really a perfect『princess』.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Elena is great~
I caressed Elena’s head.
Because Elena is really great, I’ll also caress her other than the head.
Well, where should I caress her other than the head?4

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

When I’m think of such a thing, since Aya glared at me with a scary face, let’s also put this matter on hold.

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Translator notes and reference:

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

1Employees who join the company in the same year.↩
2Or the story of the son of peach, Momotarō (桃太郎 Momotarou, literally “Peach Boy”) is a popular hero of Japanese folklore originated from Okayama Prefecture, Japan. His name literally means Peach Tarō, a common Japanese boy’s name, which is often translated as Peach Boy. Momotarō is the title of various books, films and other works that portray the tale of this hero – Wikipedia↩
3( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)↩
4( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)↩

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Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."