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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 038 - Body reinforcement temple


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Morning came and I woke up.
I’m being constrained.
I can’t move an inch.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

How did this happen!?

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Good morning, niichan.」
「Good morning, Aya.
Why am I like this?」
「It’s because niichan suddenly fell asleep on the bed.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I see, I fell asleep on the bed when the liquor took effect on me.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「So, Aya.
Can you get off quickly? I-, I can’t move.」
「Oh, sorry sorry.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

At last, Aya got off from my arm which was used a pillow.
However, I’m still stuck.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

That’s because my other arm is under Elena’s neck.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Oh, Seiji-sama, good morning.」
「Good morning, Elena.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「By the way, why are you two using my arms as pillows?」
「That’s because niichan fell asleep sprawled at the center of the bed.
So for me and Elena to sleep, we can only use niichan’s arms as pillows.」
「I see, sorry.」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「By the way, niichan.」
「What is it?」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Isn’t it funny that we can set up the【Tent】with this much space?」
「A!? It can’t be helped! Since it’s already morning!」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Moreover, how long do you intend to remain【Bed in】with Elena-chan?」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Uwa!」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Me and Elena get off the bed making a *shuffle shuffle* sounds.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Now~ then, the adventure begins today!」
「Niichan is tricky~」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

I corrected my position as to not noticed by the two.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

At the reception desk of the inn, I heard that there will be room vacancies this evening.
I booked a double room early morning and paid it with two rooms worth.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

We had a light breakfast at the stalls along the main street. 
We went to our first objective, the【Body reinforcement temple】.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

A building with a similar feeling to the【Wind temple】, though the atmosphere of the people who visits the temple are completely different.
Everyone is a『Macho man』.
Well, it’s【Body reinforcement temple】, so it’s no wonder that only these kinds of people will gather.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

We went to the receptionist and asked how much is the admission fee.

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

「For commoners, they can’t be admitted if they haven’t win the championship of the『Fighting competion』which held every week.」
「W-, whaaat!!」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

What,『Fighting competion』!
It didn’t only required an admission fee!

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

After asking around.
・The『Fighting competition』is held every Sunday.
・Participant registration is on Saturday.
・It is divided into『Men’s division』and『Women’s division』.
・The competition will be carried out in a tournament format.
・Long-range weapons and long-range magic attacks are not allowed.
・Weapons that had their blades dulled will be provided during the competition.
・Magicians that can heal wounds with recovery magic are being recruited.
・Magicians who worked as healer are granted admission. 
Something like this.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「I’ll be on『Men’s division』and Elena will participate as a healer.
It’s seems impossible for Aya, so please cheer us well.」
「No way!」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「You can’t possible fight『melee』, can you?
Long-range magic attacks are not allowed.」
「I’ll have a one day special training!」
「You-, how are you going to do that? You’ll just get yourself injured.」
「The opponents are all women, relax.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Anyway, the matter about Aya’s special training until dusk is settled and we will decide by then.
Well, I have no intention of making Aya participate.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

We left the【Temple】and stopped by the【Weapons and armors shop】.
However, the shop is closed.
I wonder if it’s too early?

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Since it can’t be helped, we head towards the outside of the town for now.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「Hey, lad wait.」
Near the exit of the town, I was called out by a familiar guy.
N? Is he waiting for me? What’s the matter?

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

We are taken into the back alley with several men.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Do you have business with me?」
「I was the one who asked you for 100 Aurum yesterday.
I asked you here to get another 100 Aurum.」
「Wa? What do you mean another 100 Aurum?」
「Listen up, I said take out another 100 Aurum.
If you don’t want to get hurt, take it out quickly!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

It seems I was misunderstood as to why I took out 100 Aurum yesterday.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Unnoticed, I cast【Quick】to the 3 of us and【Slow】to all the surrounding men.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Adventurer-san, let’s have an honest discussion.」
「What is it?」
「The girl you bumped into yesterday is over here.」
「So what?」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Fight with this girl 1 on 1, the loser will pay 200 Aurum to the winner, what do you say?」
「What did you say!?」
「It’s too much, niichan!」
「Seiji-sama, it’s indeed excessive!」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Truthfully this man, the【Appraisal】showed that he’s only level 3, so deceptive was his appearance as expected.
Under the effect of【Quick】and【Slow】in addition.
I also intend to block the opponent’s attacks that will likely hit with barrier, there’s no element that can make Aya lose.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Aya, don’t you want to become an adventurer? 
Then, it’s impossible for you to become an adventurer if you can’t win to this person.」
「B-, but……」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Use this as a weapon.」
I took out the said knife from the inventory and gave it to Aya.

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「T-, this knife is……」
「Don’t you want to protect Elena?」
「Y-, yeah……
Okay, I-, I’ll do my best!」
「Aya-san, this is absurd!」
「Elena, come over and heal Aya if she gets injured.」
「I-, it’s only natural that I’ll heal・・」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「What will you do to me with such a knife?
To fight with this lass for 200 Aurum, I made a killing.
Guwahhahaha!」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Aya holds the knife and walks towards the man.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

 

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?