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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 302 - Like a kung fu movie


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「Seiji-sama, welcome back. What about Hilda and Megumi-san?」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Ah, they’re fine and no one is injured as well. Right now…it seems she’s at Megumi-chan’s house.」

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

I replied to Elena while checking the video of the [Tracking Beacon].

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「Thanks for your hard work. To encounter such a thing twice in just a day, it was a hard day, wasn’t it?」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Wait a moment, just [twice1]?
Ah, oh no, I have a bad feeling……

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

As expected, the [Vigilance] magic notified me of the [danger] once again.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Naturally, it’s Aya.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「What’s wrong, Seiji-sama?」
「Aya and the others seem to be under attack, too. I’m off again to save them.」

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Seiji-sama, going off so many times like this, are you alright?」
「I’m fine, it’s no problem.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Well, I also have a good weapon.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I jumped using [Teleportation] to help Aya and the others.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

「Who are you guys!?」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Mai-san asks the guys wearing black from head to toe.
Next to Mai-san is Aya.
Yurie-san and Ringo are slightly at the back.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

It seems like the place is the traffic circle in front of a station.
The people in the surrounding are also surprised and confused at the armed group that suddenly appeared.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「What’s that?」
「Isn’t it some kind of an attraction?」

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Among the people in the surroundings, there’s even a guy taking a picture thoughtlessly.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Hey!
Have you not seen the news of terrorism or something like that!?
The common people are too careless!!

Sadly the gods have spoken.

As I disappear using [Invisibility], I approach Aya and Mai-san.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Aya, Mai-san, are you alright?」
「Ah, onii-chan, did you come to help?」
「Onii-san is invisible, huh. What on earth are these guys? Do you know them, onii-san?」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「These guys are probably targeting Ringo. Also, they are dangerous people, who fires a gun without hesitation inside a town. Since I will do something, Mai-san, escape with Aya and the others.」

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

「No way!」

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While I was talking with Mai-san,
Aya interrupted from the side.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Hey, Aya, it’s not time to mess around!」

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Onii-chan, at best you’ll turn into a ninja, right?」
「Eh? That’s right, so?」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

「If you fight in such a form in front of so many people to see, you’ll attract needless attention.」
「U-, Un.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Shit, even though it’s Aya, it’s reasonable.
I can’t answer back.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

There wasn’t any people around at that time in the church and the same goes with the event at the baseball ground, there were only the baseball club members and a teacher in a distant location due to the fact that it’s summer vacation.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

But here, it’s packed with numerous onlookers.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「I understand, then, since I will support you guys while hiding, do your best, Aya and Mai-san.」
「Okay.」
「O-, Ou.」

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Although I said that, I only need to neutralize those fellows’ guns.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I approach those guys while still invisible, I blocked all their rifles’ barrels using [Metal Control] and [Earth Magic] and went back.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

『Hm? Just now, the gun…wasn’t there something that changed?』
『Such a thing doesn’t matter, don’t be scared and shoot quickly!』
『O-, Ou!』

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The leader-like guy suddenly urged on, three underling-like people stepped forward and readied their rifles.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

『Fire!』

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Right after the leader’s command,
three sounds of explosion resounds.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Gyaaa, it hurts!!』

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Their guns accidentally discharge and the three underlings writhe due to the injuries on their hands and faces.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

『Shit, defective goods, huh… it can’t be helped, let’s kill them with sword.』
『『Ou!』』

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

The remaining guys, who wore black from head to toe, threw their rifles away, pulled out sabers that seemed to have come out of a kung fu movie and took a fighting stance.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Without their guns, it would be easy to defeat them~.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Aya attacks and Mai-san, too, follows after awhile with a “good grief!”-like expression.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

They don’t seem to have expected the attack to start from the girls’ side, the guys wearing black from head to toe are surprised and puzzled.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

The scene was totally like a kung fu movie.

This chapter is trolled by ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems.

The bad guys come to attack with sabers.
Mai-san and Aya have just narrowly dodged the bad guys’ attacks.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Neither the two of them are probably being serious.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

If the two of them make a serious effort,
their movements will become superhuman and it’ll become conspicuous.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

The two katana-wielding girls continue to dodge the attacks of the nearly 20 bad guys.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

The onlookers watching in the surroundings got very excited.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Go for it, onee-chans~.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Even a small girl is cheering.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Aya, who seem to have been pleased with it, answers back with a wave of a hand toward the girl while fighting.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

『Bastard! Lass, don’t get cocky!』

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

The guy, who seem to be the leader of the guys wearing black from head to toe, conceals himself while moving sneakily.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

The guy is moving toward the small girl, who cheers for Aya.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Are you saying that you will even take that girl as a hostage?
Being inhuman has its limit, too……
I got pissed off and just exactly as that fellow was trying to attack the girl, I hit him with all my might.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「Ah, ninja…san?」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Crap, the [Invisibility] wore off right after I hit him and I’ve been discovered by the girl.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Somehow or other, the sun has just set and the effective time of the [Invisibility] seems to have expired.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Since I put the [Night Shade], which is for nighttime use, back on quickly, I seemed to have gotten off with only a girl discovering me.
What a close call.
After that, with Aya and Mai-san’s outstanding performance, the bad guys had been completely beaten and a grand applause broke out from the onlookers,

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

During the applaud, the police, who finally arrived, stepped forward.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Uh, can you tell what kind of situation this is?」
「These are the bad guys, we beat them!」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Toward the confused policeman, Aya spoke boastfully.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!


  1. “I’m like TT, just like TT…”, sorry guys, I just can’t help it. Big fan of TWICE here. 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.