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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 268 - Infiltration of the mafia's hideout 1


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Translator: Jei
To be proofread by: DarkKnight

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I brought Nancy to my house.
It seems like the mafias haven’t learned about my house and are unaware of it..
It’s a blessing that the director didn’t spit out the location of my house, huh......
Or, does the director not know where my house is......?

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

For the time being, I have to hide Nancy.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Here’s my house.」
「This place is Seiji’s house, huh.
 I heard that Japanese houses were『Usagi-goya[1]』, but......
 it’s not to that extent!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

 Umu, is it being praised?

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Ah, did you bring Nancy along?」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Aya greeted us.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Yes, in order to understand Japanese culture, I think it would be good for her to see our everyday life.」
「Despite saying such a thing, onii-chan, if you bring her to the house to do something strange...I’ll beat you to death!」
「Do what!?」

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Be that as it may, it saved me the trouble now that Aya was here.

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「Aya, I’ll leave Nancy to you for a bit.」
「N? What do you mean?」
「There’s nothing wrong in particular,
 because I’ll go out for a bit, Aya, you protect this house in the mean time.」
「U-, Un.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Our conversation have become somewhat flag-like.
Aya looks strange, too.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

However, why does the person, who has to be rescued, have to be the director~.
In cases like this, it should always be a cute girl who has to be rescued.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

I, leaving Aya and the others, left the house.

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"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

That guy, who have a tracking beacon attached, is still on the lookout for us in the Tokyo Station.
If this fellow went back to their hideout, I could’ve known what the situation is over there. Well, it can’t be helped.

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I transformed into『Japanese ninja man』in the park’s toilet, used【teleportation】towards the mafia's hideout after going invisible using【Night Shade】and infiltrated it in secret.

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When I arrived at the room where the aforementioned mafias got tortured......

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

there was a person.
Who is it!?

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I was surprised for an instant, but I couldn't be noticed since I went invisible using【Night Shade】.
When I calm down and looked at the person again――

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It was a girl.
Moreover, she is tied to a chair in the center of the room and is even gagged.
And, there’s no one other than the girl.

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Who’s this!?
When I used【appraisal】just in case, she seems to be an ordinary person.
Is it a person who has been kidnapped in a separate case?

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Well, let’s set her free later.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I left the girl and look for the room’s exit.
Somehow or other, this room seems to be a basement, there are stairs to go up and a massive, iron door on top of the flight of stairs.

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The iron door seems to be locked from the outside, and it seems that it can’t be opened easily.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Well, anyhow, it looks like a mafia’s hideout, so it’s fine to wreck the door open, right?
I used【Metal Control】of【Earth Magic】, deformed the door’s lock part and succeeded in opening it.
Now then, where’s the director?

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

The other side of the door seemed to be the first floor and there were about 30 mafia combatants(?) on the lookout.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

And then, from the window, a garden can be seen.
There’s no two chickens and the likes in the garden[2].
A sturdy-looking wall surrounds every direction. Is this a fortress!?
And, about 10 combatants are on the lookout in the garden.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

I tried to search in order to not be noticed by all of the combatants, but the director wasn’t on the first floor.
However, I found the stairs to the second floor. I wonder if he’s above or beyond this?

Sadly the gods have spoken.

When I went up to the second floor......

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

there was the boss.
And, the director, too!

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

The boss seems to be considerably irritated and vents his anger on his subordinates.
The director’s hands are tied up behind his back, he is blindfolded and his face is swollen up where he was hit.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Now then, let’s rampage!

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

I, who was still invisible, gave a dropkick towards the combatant who was guarding the director.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

*Bagon!*

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The combatant somersaults and rolls over the floor.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「「!?」」

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When the boss, and the surrounding combatants were preoccupied with that person, I put a hand on the director’s shoulder and moved to the basement using【teleportation】.

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「Uwa!? What the!?」

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Since the director is blindfolded, he didn’t understand what happened at all.
The girl seemed to have noticed us, too, because of the director making a noise.

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「Uuuu.」

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The girl, who is still gagged, is groaning *Uu, Uu*.
Sorry, I will come back to rescue you later.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

I left the director and the girl and went up to the first floor.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

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Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「What the heck!?」
「Where’s the enemy!?」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

In the first floor, the combatants were getting ready for battle.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Japanese ninja man・have arrived!!」

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I took the【Night Shade】off, showed my appearance and introduced myself.

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「Haa? What the hell are you?」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

D-, Damn. The combatants got creeped out.
Even though I chose a cool line and pose with great effort......

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「I-, I’ve arrived......」
「Are you on medication?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

The bald, fat combatant is worrying about me and approaches.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Shit, making a fool of me is a heavy sin!

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I hit the bald, fat combatant on the stomach, sending him flying.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「*Guge!*」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

The bald, fat combatant vanished, he went rolling on the floor, broke through the windowpane, and tumbled down in the garden.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Everyone, come! Come! It’s a suspicious person!!」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Is this a historical drama!?
Well, anyhow, this person wanted to surround me!!
You should’ve done so properly from the beginning!

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I was completely surrounded by the combatants.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「We don’t know who you are, but don’t think you can come back alive!」

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Ooh, scary, scary.
That is to say, you have the resolution to be killed, too?
Well, I’m not going to kill you since I’m kind.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

One of the combatants surrounding me made a kamikaze attack with a knife.
They probably intended to gauge my strength using the lowest underling.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

*Gashi!*

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

When I held the knife which had been struck out between my fingers, the guy wasn’t able to move the knife anymore.
I kicked the guy away.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「*Gugo!*」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The guy, who has been kicked, vanishes and crashes into the wall, but he still tries to stand up.
Did I went a little too easy on you? It's difficult to adjust, huh.
「You left this thing behind.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

When I threw the knife, it grazed over the guy’s ear then pierced into the wall.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Hii-!!」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

The guy looked ghastly pale and sank down to the floor.
And then......

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

*Pan!*

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

With a dry sound, red blood filled the floor.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.


Translator's notes:

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

[1]Lit. means ‘rabbit hutch’, but it also makes a derogatory reference to cramped housing in Japan.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

[2]A joke about the Japanese tongue-twister: 庭には二羽鶏がいる (niwa ni wa niwa niwatori ga iru) which means “There are two chickens in the garden.”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

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