2

Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 267 - Tokyo Station


If you're reading this, you are NOT reading the official source. If you wish to read this chapter unobstructed, please read it at rebirth.online/novel/jikuu-mahou/267

Translator: Jei
To be proofread by: DarkKnight

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"


I dreamed of the Mt. Fuji’s summit. Nancy, who believed so, finally started to get up.
I had a delicious breakfast which had been brought into the suite room with everyone.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Nancy, see you later~.」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Since Aya also has junior college today,
I send her off to Tokyo using【teleportation】.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「Aya-chan is also busy, huh.」
「I guess so.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

***

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

For the day two of Kyoto sightseeing―
we’re going to start from『Fushimi Inari[1]』.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Seiji-sama, I feel that this place is somehow filled with mysterious power.」
「Indeed, there’s such feeling.」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Is it the effect of learning magic?―
I feel like it is filled with magic power for some reason.

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

「Oh! What’s this!?
A large number of gates(?) continue throughout the way!」
「This is what called Senbon Torii[2].」
「Sen・botorii??」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「It’s Sen(thousands)・Shuiro(vermillion)・Torii Gate.」
「I seee.
But, it’s entirely vermillion, huh.」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「This vermillion seems to be painted using dyes made from a mineral called cinnabar.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Speaking of【cinnabar】, didn’t I use it as an ingredient before when I made a『philosopher’s stone』which was an ingredient of『elixir』?
I used the【cinnabar】from the other world at that time, can the philosopher's stone also be made using the【cinnabar】from Earth?

You can read this on rebirth.online without any obstruction.

We passed through the senbon torii while having such a talk.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Afterwards, although Elena healed a rheumatic obaa-san who happened to passed by using【Recovery magic】, there had been no problem in particular and we finished our sightseeing in『Fushimi Inari』.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

***

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

We, who left『Fushimi Inari』,
moved to『Himeji』next.

This chapter is trolled by the ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems

First, we had『conger eel meal』for lunch in Himeji,
then, we went to sightseeing the『Himeji Castle』afterward.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Shimeji・Castle is cool, isn’t it?
Particularly, the white wall.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「It’s not shimeji, it’s himeji.
We have to get ready to go back to Tokyo soon.」
「Ehh!
I don’t want to go back today......」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Where did you learn such a line!?
Moreover, such a line is said when two people are drinking at a bar and have gotten drunk.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Nancy *giggle giggle* laughs happily while saying so.
Well, it’s good, she seems to have enjoyed herself.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

***

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

We went to Himeji Station to take a train home.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「We’re finally going home, huh~. It’s somewhat regrettable to part, isn’t it?」
「Well, since we still have one day tomorrow, let’s go somewhere around Tokyo. 」
「That’s right! Then, I wonder where should we go~.」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

When we were having such talk, I felt a sign that something was approaching from far away.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Hm? Something’s coming.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Gogoo-!!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Hiee-!!」

This chapter is trolled by the ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems

It was an excessive event, Nancy embraced me.
Elena and Hilda hugged me, too.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「All three of you, calm down. That’s the Shinkansen.」
「Shinkansen!? Does the Shinkansen move that fast?」
「When it travels along this station, there are times when it passages through at 300km/hr.」
「300km/hour!? A...Amashing...[3]」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

The shinkansen passed by several times, Nancy and Hilda seemed to have grown accustomed to it and were delighted, while Elena didn’t seem to have gotten used to it; every time the shinkansen passed by, *gyu gyu* she pressed two soft things on my body.
For a short while, I patted Elena’s head who was in a somewhat slouching posture.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

***

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

When we returned to Tokyo, the sun had already set.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Aah, we have returned to Tokyo~.」
「But, was it fun?」
「Un!」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Everyone got off at the Tokyo Station with a smiling face,
however, I discovered something unpleasant on the map.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

A large number of dots that indicates『danger』surrounded the area of Tokyo Station.
They numbered 30!

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

This is bad.
At that moment-
my smartphone got a call.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「It’s from Director, what could it be?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I have Nancy and the others to wait and answer the call.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Hello, is there something wrong, director?」
「......u.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

U? What in the world is the director doing?

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「He......」
「He?」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Help me!」
「Eh? Director!?」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

After the voice of the director asking for help, I heard a sound like a person getting struck.
What on Earth happened!?

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Are you Maruyama?」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

From the director’s phone, I hear a voice which isn’t the director’s.
I’ve heard this voice before.
It’s the aforementioned mafia boss’ voice.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Who are you?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

For the time being, I pretend not to know what he is talking about and play along with him.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「This man have been restrained. Bring Nancy along in exchange.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

What to do!?
Alright, let’s ignore him!

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「Stop with the stupid joke. I’ll hung up because I’m busy.」
「Wait, this isn’t a joke......」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

I hang up without listening to him until the end.
Immediately , I got a call from the director’s phone again.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

I turned the smartphone off without answering the call.
Of course, I know that it’s not a joke.
However, I mustn’t negotiate here.
First things first, let’s take Nancy to a safe place.
The director may have been hit, but I have no choice but to have him endure.
While they think that I think it’s a joke, he won’t be killed.

This chapter is trolled by the ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems

The director will also probably be kept to the place where the pursuers from last time are getting tortured.
I have to rescue the director one way or another.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Seiji-sama, is the call already over?」
「Yeah......」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

First, we must escape from the Tokyo Station in order to be not discovered by the thirty mafias.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

All the Shinkansen’s exit ticket barriers are being watched, but it’s ridiculous that there’s only one transfer/change(train) exit which is being watched.
I lead Nancy and the others from the transfer/change(train) exit which isn’t being watched towards the conventional train line.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The conventional train line is being watched too, but......
Japan is best for its number of platforms, there are also countless entrances and exits too.
All of it can’t be covered with only thirty people.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

We boarded a train from the platform that wasn’t being watched and escaped from the Tokyo Station leisurely.

This chapter is trolled by the ROW. Please read it at the original source without problems

「Nancy, you should stay at my house today.」
「Seiji’s house!? U-, Un, okay......」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Nancy was fidgeting for some reason.
Do you want to go to the toilet or something?

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"


Translator's notes:

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

[1]Fushimi Inari Taisha is the head shrine of Inari, located in Fushimi-ku, Kyoto, Japan. - Wikipedia

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

[2]Thousands of torii.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

[3]Shu...shugoi...

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"