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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 262 - Big・Paper・Lantern


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Translator: Jei
To be proofread by: DarkKnight

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”


「So?
 Onii-chan had a date with Nancy, huh.」

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Violets are Blue
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「It’s not a date, it’s Japan sightseeing.」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Aya is in a bad mood for some reason,
did you eat something strange?

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「Well then, I’m going together with you as well!」
「You have junior college, right?」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「It’s fine if I take a day off from school for a day.」
「Come to think of it, isn’t there going to be an examination soon?」
「Ugh......」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Somehow, it seems to be a bullseye.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Therefore, together with Elena, and Hilda too,
 I’m going to sightseeing in Japan.」

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「Is it fine?」
「Both Elena and Hilda haven’t properly gone sightseeing in Japan yet.」
「I’m happy!」「Wow!!」

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Elena and Hilda were delighted,
while Aya was sullen.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Then, for tomorrow’s Japan sightseeing,
 let’s learn English.」
「N? What do you mean?」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「In order to converse with Nancy,
 we’re going to the United States using【Teleportation】
 and acquire English using【temporary language acquisition +2】.」

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「That’s right!
 If we do that, English......」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「With that said, get ready since we’re going to the United States.」
「What kind of preparations should we make.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Since we’re just going to use the magic stone over there, it’s fine as long as it's appropriate.」
「「Ye~s.」」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

And then, we teleported to『Los Angeles』.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

***

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

 It was midnight in Los Angeles.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Is this place the United States? There’s nobody?」
「Because It’s midnight.
 Well, it’s 3:00 am.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「At such midnight, something like a shop isn’t open here~.」
「We didn’t come here to play.
 Quickly acquire English and we’ll return.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

 Why am I in a hurry so much, you ask......?
 Because there're so many yellow dots which indicates『caution』on the map.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I’ve chosen a teleportation destination properly,
but somehow or other, we seem to have come to an area which isn’t that much safe.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Were you able to acquire English?」
「I did it~.」「「I was able to do it~.」」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Alright, then, let’s go home quickly.」
「Eh, let’s look around for a bit~.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

When did we have such a talk!?

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Hey, are you Chinese?」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

A strange drunkard man called out to me.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Agh, we’re one step too late, huh.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「I’m Japanese.」
「Oh! A Japanese!
 A Japanese boy accompanied by cute women,
 what business do you have in a place like this?」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

A boy......
I’m 30 years old, though......

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「We had already finished our business. We’re now about to go back.」
「Don’t say such a thing, let’s get together for a bit.」

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The drunkard man grabbed my arm and tried to take me.
Hm? Why is this man trying to take only me?

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

I felt an unspeakable fear.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「Stop!」

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I broke free from the man’s hand.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「This guy is brazen in spite of being a Jap!
 Just come with me obediently!」

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 Uwa!!

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

 My whole body got goosebumps.

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*Zubo!*

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Before I knew it, Aya knocked the man down.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「A-, Aya, thank you......
 I’m saved.」
「It’s good that I was able to defend onii-chan’s chastity.」

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We left behind the man, who had been knocked down and fainted, and went back to Japan.

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***

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The next morning, Aya is at the junior college.
Elena, Hilda, and I left the house together.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

I made a『direct』call to the company,
and went to the hotel where Nancy is staying.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「I’ve come to pick you up, Nancy.」
「Good morning, Seiji.
 Ah, Elena! Uh, who’s the other one?」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「This girl is my younger sister, Hilda.」
「I-, I’m Hilda.」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Introduced by Elena, Hilda too, said hello.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Elena-chan!? You can speak English?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Elena learned English specially to be able to talk with Nancy.」
「Is that true!? I’m glad!!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Well, it’s not a lie, you know?
Though she only learned it using the magic stone.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Iyaa, it’s lonesome to have nobody you could talk to~.」
「I also brought along these two because they said they haven’t gone sightseeing in Japan yet, is it fine?」
「Yes, of course.」

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Nancy seemed to be glad too, it was correct to bring them along.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「By the way, Nancy. Is there a place you’d like to go?」
「That’s right~.
 Mt. Fuji! I’d like to climb it!」
「As one would expect, it’s impossible to climb Mt. Fuji so suddenly.」
「Is that so?」
「We must have a proper preparation for mountain climbing.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Well then, the Gold Temple!」
「Gold Temple??
 Ah! Kinkakuji[1]!
 Umu, can a Shinkansen[2] or airplane’s ticket be bought immediately?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「Oh! Shinkansen!
 I’d like to board the Shinkansen too!」

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Umu, it seems to be necessary to make a proper schedule for this.
I contacted the director and consulted him.

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The result was we might spend four days, from today to Friday, for sightseeing.

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It seems the Director will make the arrangements for our lodging and the Shinkansen going to Kyoto.
Will everything be okay?

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「Nancy, can you really spend four days for sightseeing?」
「Un, it’s bad if I don’t know more about Japan.」
「It seems we’ll be going to Kyoto from tomorrow, but where shall we go today?」
「Umm, I’ll leave it to you, Seiji.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I wonder if it’s safe around Asakusa?

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

***

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Therefore, together with Nancy, Elena, and Hilda,
went to Asakusa.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Oh! A big・paper・lantern!」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Nancy is delighted to see the Kaminarimon[3].
Both Elena and Hilda are happy the same as Nancy.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

If one were to speak of me, then certainly......
I wasn’t able to enjoy myself at all.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

In fact, the whole time, from Nancy’s hotel to here―

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

『someone』continues to follow us.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

It’s a yellow dot indicating『caution』on the map.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Who on earth could it be......

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Translator's notes:

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

[1]Kinkakuji (金閣寺, Golden Pavilion) is a Zen temple in northern Kyoto whose top two floors are completely covered in gold leaf. - Japan-guide

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[2]The Shinkansen (新幹線, new trunk line) is a network of high-speed railway lines in Japan operated by five Japan Railways Group companies. - Wikipedia

Sadly the gods have spoken.

[3]The Kaminarimon (雷門, Thunder Gate) is the outer of two large entrance gates that ultimately leads to the Sensō-ji (the inner being the Hōzōmon) in Asakusa, Tokyo, Japan. - Wikipedia

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Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"