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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 261 - Reception


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Translator: Jei
Proofreader: DarkKnight

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Next morning, when I went to the company,
someone was having trouble at the reception desk in the company.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「I can not speak English.[1]」
『You obviously can speak English!』

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

The person who was talking to foreigner-san,

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「I'm sorry.[2]」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

went away to escape with these words.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Foreigner-san who had been left behind shrugs her shoulders.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"


It can be helped, let’s ask her.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

『Is there something wrong?』
『Oh, so you can speak English.
 I’m saved.』

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That woman who said so and turned around.......

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.


『S-, Seiji!』

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

was Nancy.

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『Why are you here, Nancy?』

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『I came here for business.
 Why are you here?』
『This is the company where I’m working.』

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

『Seriously!?』

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"


When Nancy and I were having such a conversation in English―

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「Yo! Maruyama-kun.
 You’re keeping Nancy-san company right away, huh.」

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

the Director appeared.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Eh? Does director know Nancy?」
「I know everything, the work that we talked about last week that needs english is about Nancy-san.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「What!!?」

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『Seiji, is something wrong?』
『No, I was surprised to hear that Nancy’s business partner was my department.』

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

『Is that so!?
 I’m relieved if Seiji is the business partner.』

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Nancy is delighted while shaking hands with me.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”


「N? It seems Maruyama-kun and Nancy-san’s relationship is very intimate, huh.
 You’re too much of a playboy too.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

How rude!

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「That’s not it, Nancy was an acquaintance from before, you know!?」
「W-, Whatーーー!!?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."


Come to think of it, the first time I met Nancy was in front of this company.
She had probably come to this company on business and was on her way back at that time.

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I heard that a meeting had been arranged so we moved to the meeting room at once.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

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Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

※Hereafter, Seiji is interpreting.
What, I’m always the interpreter.......

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「By the way, Nancy-san isn’t accompanied by an interpreter this time too?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

 This time too?

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

『I asked a different person to interpret from last time,
 but he left me behind and went home because of a sudden stomach ache.』
『Did the interpreter last time also went home?』
『Last time, it was because of a headache.』

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Nancy is unlucky, huh~.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「This time, since we will have Maruyama-kun to interpret with constant attendance, you can be relieved.」

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Me, with constant attendance!?

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

『Oh! I’m thankful for that!!』

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Director, I also have a work, though......」
「No, no! Since Nancy’s business is the top priority,
 all the other work has been passed to other people!」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Seriously!?

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”


「Iyaa, sorry I’m late.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Then, the president entered.

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「Does the president attending this meeting too?」
「Ah, of course.
 At any rate, it’s a business with that famous『Nancy・Jewelry』!
 If this business succeeds, our company’s popularity will be like『an eel climbing up a waterfall[3]』!!」

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 Don’t mix it up!

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『Nancy’s company is a famous one, huh.』
『That’s right, have you fallen in love all over again?』

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

『Is that so.』

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『What, how cold~.
 Well, it’s not my company, but mama’s company.』

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

As expected, she’s the daughter of the president, huh!
Come to think of it, she was staying at a first-class hotel in Egypt.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

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After that, we properly talked about the business.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Somehow or other, it seems the business is localizing the system that is going to be used for the Japanese employees in『Nancy・Jewelry』’s Japanese store.

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The『Nancy・Jewelry』will be opening up a branch all over Japan hereafter.
I was told that the development of a network system connecting the branches with each other was the contract that our company was bound to undertake.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

That’s the reason why the president and the director have become imperious.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"


「By the way, Nancy. Have you gone sightseeing in Japan yet?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

The director asks Nancy a question while rubbing his hands.
It’s somewhat gross.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

『I couldn’t go anywhere since the interpreter last time and this time too had gone home.』
「That’s no good!
 Especially since you will be going to conduct business in Japan from now on,
 you will know more about Japan after a Japan sightseeing!」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Well, as an interpreter with constant attendance, let’s have Maruyama-kun show her around Japan.」
「President! That's a good idea!
 I’ll entrust it to you, Maruyama-kun!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

The president and director suggested something strange.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Err...I also have a work, though......」
「Business with Nancy takes precedence.
 Because the company is going to give out an expense as an entertainment expense.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Are you serious!?
Since it’s not something like a civil servant partner, there should be no problem legally, but......
I think it’s fine.

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『Seiji, what happened?』
『The president ordered me to accompany Nancy as an interpreter for your sightseeing in Japan, but.......』

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『Really!? That’s nice!』

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

 Nancy happily shook hands with the president.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Somehow or other, I don’t seem to have a veto power.......

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

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Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

As the first Japan sightseeing,
led by the president and the director,
Nancy was brought to the『sushi shop』.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

『Nancy, have you eaten a sushi before?』
『I have!
 I like the California roll the most!』

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Umu, it’s no good......

Sadly the gods have spoken.


We were shown into a private room.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

『Nancy, are you fine with a raw fish?』
『Umu, I don't like it somewhat, I think?』

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

『Well then, are you fine with a wasabi?』
『What’s a wasabi?』

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

It’s also no good, huh......

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."


The president and the director said「extra special, four portion」to the onee-san who had come to take the order. Listen properly to the preference of Nancy too!

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Ah, excuse me, I’d like to ask something slightly different for this lady’s portion, would that be okay?」
「What, Maruyama-kun, there’s nothing better than the extra special, you know?」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Director, please be silent.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."


「Since she doesn’t seem to like raw fish and wasabi,
 cook everything and with the exception of the fish, a wasabi-free sushi, please.」
「I understand, I’ll ask the chef.」

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「T-, Then……」
「Yes.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「Can you make a California roll?」
「Let me see......I’ll ask.」

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

It’s impossible indeed.

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「T-, Then......
 are there knives and forks?」
「As one would expect, that......」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

It’s no good, huh......

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After waiting for a while,
the three servings of the extra special sushi
and a special sushi with California roll for Nancy were brought in.

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The woman who brought the sushi had a stiff face.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

A fork and knife, with the permission granted by the person in the shop,
were taken out from the inventory and were given to Nancy.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

『The home of California roll, delicious!!
 Amazing!
 Fantastic!!』

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Nancy was delighted, eating the California roll with the fork and knife.

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But, Nancy.
Isn’t the home of California roll not Japan?

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."


Other than that, she seemed to be pleased with the grilled fatty cut (of tuna belly), salmon, conger eel, eggs, and etc.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Well, it’s good if you’re glad!

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.


『By the way, Seiji.
 Why is the one you’re eating somewhat white-ish?』
『This is a squid sushi.』
『Yuck!
 That white and red one?』

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『This is an octopus sushi.』
『Yucky!
 a devilfish!』

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

『Does Nancy want to eat it too?』
『No, thank you.』

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Right~.
There are various differences in the culture~.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."


Translator's notes:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

[1]Written in English.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

[2]Also written in English.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

[3]It should be a koi fish instead of eel, though I remember there’s a dragon eel in this novel. Anyway, according to the Japanese legend, if a koi succeeded in climbing up the fall, which also known as the dragon gate, it will transform into a heavenly dragon. Know more about the legend of the koi here.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."