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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 023 - Leg sweep cancelling shoryu


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「An orc is chasing us! Run away!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

After them, a demon with a face of a pig appeared.
I tried to use【Appraisal】on the orc.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

┌─<Status>─
│Classification:Orc

│Level:15
│HP:150
│MP:10

│Power:30
│Ability:14
│Endurance:25
│Magic power:2

│Skills
│【Ax technique】(Level:2)
│ ・Shield crash
└─────────

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Hmmm…its power and endurance is much higher than the【Aristocracy Union Knight Leader】I fought before, the skill is about the same?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「Aya, Elena, I’ll go and help, the two of you please leave to a safe place. And Aya, don’t use【Lightning magic】.」
「Why!?」
「It would be troublesome when the other adventures saw you use it.」
「Understood.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I take out a sword from the inventory, after using【Quick】on myself, I jumped between the orc and the adventurers.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

After using 【Slow】magic on the orc like the time I fought the 【Aristocracy Union Knight Leader】, I kicked the foot of the orc who became slow motion.
But, due to the weight difference, it didn’t fall down.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Still, I was able to get its attention, the orc stopped its pursuit to the adventurers and got ready for battle.

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The orc is one size bigger than me, so I can’t hit its face if I didn’t jump.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

But this orc is a monster, it has an intense smell like a rotten fish!
What a terrible smell! And because I’m fighting, I can’t cover my nose!
This is a psychological damage.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The orc who smells like a rotten fish, made a back swing with his big ax, and swung it down towards me.
Because the attack is in slow motion, I was able to simply receive it with my sword but because of the difference in power, it almost knocked me over.
While I move side-wards, I dodged the attack and deflect it, the ax who missed its target slammed towards the ground.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

With the orc’s body lowered, its face became defenseless, without missing the chance, I slashed it with the sword from the side.

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Kakin!

Sadly the gods have spoken.

My sword hits the orc’s cheek.
Despite of that, the sword was just able to inflict a scratch.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「H-hard……」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

After that, the battle continued for a while.
The Orc attacks, I dodged.
However, my attacks doesn’t do any damage to the orc either.
The fight have completely fallen into a deadlock.

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If only I can use【Lightning magic】, even if only once…

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

The adventurers who was chased by the orc are watching the battle while protecting Aya and Elena.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

It would’ve been convenient if you guys just run away.
Although they felt responsible and acted to be a little bit useful, it made me feel irritated in reverse.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

I gave up~
Because they are watching, overwhelming attacks such as【Lightning magic】is unusable.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

While the battle continued-
A ball of water flew from behind and hit the orc in the face.

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The hit made the orc flinched, I used that chance to slash at its defenseless belly and were able to deal a slightly deeper wound.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

It seems Elena used【Water magic】to support me from behind.
Way to go Elena!

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Thanks to the wound I dealt to its stomach, I was able to press the battle forward.
This time, a strange wind was blown on the face of the orc.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

When I’m looking at things-
Aya used【Drying magic】to attack? Seems I was right.
What could a wind which was just as strong as a drying magic can do!?

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Then, for some reason, the orc felt hot on the area where it was blown by the wind.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Oh, it’s not the【Drying magic】but【Warm dryer】!!
It’s a delicate attack but effective……

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Aya persistently and repeatedly cast【Warm dryer】in the face of the orc which made it irritated.
The orc gets angry to the relentless harassment and it finally ignores me and decided to attack Elena instead.

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I tried to restrain it and shift its target back to me from Aya but due to the difference in physique and power, I was pushed back little by little.
Finally, it completely ignores me, it turned to Aya and give chase.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

The Orc’s feet’s movement was slow so I was going to block it but I wasn’t able to caught up immediately-
I chase after the the smelly orc, Aya run about trying to escape.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

It became a mess!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

I was getting fed up so I decided to use【Lightning magic】at once.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

With the feeling of standing on the left batter’s box, I hit the low ball with my right hand, next I made a side sweep with my sword hitting the left shin of the Orc which was about to step forward.
I wasn’t able to inflict much wounds, but I was able to dealt a heavy blow on the orc’s Achilles’ heel, it involuntarily crouched down in pain.
Not missing the chance, I let out a jumping left uppercut, certain death shoryu technique (←↓↙).

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

And in that instant, the left uppercut connects to the chin!
From my left fist to the Orc’s chin, poured in an【Electric shock】.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

With【Electric shock】, an intense electric current streams down the orc’s body, its muscles contracted and its body flew up with “bikun”.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

It’s almost as if, by the shock of my uppercut, the body of the orc seemed to fly.
The orc’s body flew, its back toppled over with a half revolution, then the back of its head slammed into the ground.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Zodoun-

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The big orc was overturned with the pose of『Pile driver』.
The orc stopped moving at last.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

一 I used【Appraisal】just to be sure, and it seems I was able to defeat it properly.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Seiji-sama, it’s incredible!!」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Elena approaches and gave me a hug.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「It smells like a rotten fish~!!」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Aya pinched her nose while pointing at the orc.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

As for the adventurers, their mouth was wide open while standing stock still.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”