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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 017 - Shopping and sushi


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「Kyaa!」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Elena was hugging me.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「Elena, it’s okay.」
「But, it’s so big and fast, i-it’s really scary…」
「Jeez, Elena-chan! Don’t hug someone like Onii-chan, hug me instead~」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

「That’s called a car, it’s something like a carriage.」
「Carriage? B-but there is no horse.」
「It moves with an engine, so horses aren’t needed.」
「Engine?」
「Right, so take a good look. There are people riding inside, right?」
「Ah, there really are people riding inside. Kyaa! This one is much bigger this time!」
「That’s a bus. You see the people riding on it don’t you?」
「Y-yes. B-but, it’s really scary.」
「Jeez, Elena-chan! Come and hug me~!」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

I feel somewhat tired.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

At long last, after crossing the street in front of the station, we arrived at the shopping district.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「Wow, there’s so many people. Everyone has the same hair and eye colour as Seiji-sama and Aya-sama. Are they all your relatives!?」
「Most Japanese have black hair and eyes, so it doesn’t necessarily mean we’re relatives.」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Although Elena is sneaking looks at everyone around her… at the same time she is looking, everyone else is sneaking a look at her as well.
Though Elena has blonde hair and blue eyes, she can speak Japanese fluently because of the 【Magic Stone of Temporary Language Acquisition】. It ended up being really conspicuous and attracted a lot of attention from all over.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

As for Elena, whenever she meets the eyes of the people she passes by, she greets them with a smile and a nod.
As we walked around like that for a while, the sea of people on the street parted before us as if we were Moses. It ended up like a parade celebrating our triumphant return.
Aya is doing her own thing, acting like she was some sort of celebrity, waving her hands at the people around her happily. The one they’re paying attention to isn’t you, you know!

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

We arrived at our first destination, the 100 Yen Shop.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「100 Yen Shop? Not the supermarket?」
「We’ll also go to the supermarket, we’ll be here for just a little bit before that..」

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Elena almost fainted from seeing the amount of goods around, throwing a storm of 「 What is this? 」 questions at me.
We bought a lot of thing things like a 【Lighter】,【Ball-point pen】 , 【Writing Paper】,【Cup】,【Plate】,【Sponge】and a 【Plastic Container】.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Having finished sopping at the 100 Yen Shop, we went to the supermarket next.
Elena’s eyes glittered at the sight of the supermarket’s large amount of goods while she gave another typhoon of questions. I somehow made it through.
I chose to stock up on some 【Fresh Potatoes】,【Fresh Onion】, 【Carrot】, 【Pork】, 【Chicken】, 【Sausage】, 【Ham】, 【Curry Powder】, 【Wheat Flour】, 【Tube of Garlic】, 【Tube of Ginger】, 【Lettuce】, 【Egg】, 【Milk】, 【Butter】, 【Yogurt】, 【Cereal】, 【Candy】 and so on.

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Little sister… don’t just secretly put 【Chocolate】 in the basket! Well, we’ll still buy it.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Having finished shopping at the supermarket, as I was quickly putting away everything in my inventory while people aren’t looking, my little sister said something strange.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「 I want to eat【Sushi】.」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Ha? Why are you suddenly saying you want sushi?」
「Cause, since Elena-chan has come to Japan, she absolutely has to eat sushi!」
「And the truth is?」
「Because I want to eat it.」
「You–!」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

「【Sushi】, what is that?」
「See–! Elena-chan says she wants to eat it too!」
「Oh, alright.」
「Yay~!」

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「I-is it okay to go turn back?」
「Well, there’s no helping it~」
「I-I’m sorry!」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Why are you apologizing to me?

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「「Welcome–!」」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Elena was a little startled from the energetic welcome, although Elena garnered a lot of attention again.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

We sat in a family-size seat at the innermost area.When Elena looked at the sushi passing by on the conveyor belt, her eyes stared in amazement.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「T-this is, how……」
「The food passes by like this, so you can take what you like and eat it.」

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As I was saying that, my little sister had already devoured 3 dishes. Wh-When did she…

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「W-which one should I take?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Elena was overwhelmed and confused.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

「Well just wait Elena, I’ll order something for you.」
「O-okay.」

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「Excuse me, could we get you to make this girl some sushi without wasabi?」
「Sure thing!」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

At that moment, my little sister was using her chopsticks to bring her fifth dish of sea urchin battleship sushi up to her mouth. Th-that’s the most expensive dish in this shop! Because you know I’m paying, you’re ordering all the most expensive things in the shop! Some day I’m gonna put a 【Slave Collar】 on you!

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Hm? Chopsticks?

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Ah, that reminds me! Elena, do you know how to use【Chopsticks】?」

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「【Chopsticks】? I don’t know.」
「What should we do?」

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

「Then I’ll ask.」
「Eh? Aya, what do you mean by ask?」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Excuse me~! Please give this girl a knife and fork.」
「Idiot! There’s no way a sushi shop would have knives and forks!」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

「We do!」
「「 Eh? 」」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「We do have knives and forks.」
「T-thanks!」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

A sushi shop also has knives and forks–
I didn’t know.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

<※ Honestly, I don’t actually know if they do or not.>

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After a while, Elena’s sushi that I left to them to make came out together with a knife and fork.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Wow!
They went out of their way to make small bite-sized sushi to eat it easily with a knife and fork.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「Amazing! It’s so small and cute, it’s very beautiful. So much that I would want to look at it forever.」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Elena was very excited by her specially-made sushi.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Come on, since they went out of their way to make it just for you, you should stop saying such things and eat.」
「Okay!」

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

The size of the sushi fit exactly on the fork. Elena smoothly picked it up with her knife and fork, bringing it to her cute mouth.

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

「Iy’s derifious!!」

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Seeing Elena eating her mini sushi with great joy, me and Aya felt a warm and fluffy feeling, but…… before I knew it, the shop’s cooks, all of them had a warm smile as they looked at Elena eating.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

At first I wondered how it would turn out, but it seems it was the right choice to bring her here. As for my little sister’s selfishness, I might listen to her once in a while~

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.