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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 014 - Water and paper


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When I led her to the toilet, Elena stiffened.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「What is it?」
「U-uhm, I do not know how to properly use it……」
「R-right.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

No one would believe that I was in the toilet along with a girl teaching her how to use the toilet.
As I went on with my explanation, Elena suddenly interrupted me.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「E-excuse me……」
「W-what is it?」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「I…… I’m nearly a-at my limit so…」
「Right! S-sorry!」

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I bolted out of the toilet.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「I’ll be on this side, if there is anything you don’t know, yell out okay?」
「Y-yes.」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Soon afterward, the sound of holy water came from…
Wah! This is bad!! AAH, I’M NOT LISTENING! I’M NOT LISTENING AT ALL!
I smacked both my ears to destroy my eardrums. I have to quickly destroy them.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

As I was trying to destroy my eardrums, I suddenly noticed something.
Come to think of it, I haven’t told her how to use the lock! Then that means…… right now, this door, isn’t locked!?
IF, in the rare chance that this door opened…… then inside Elena is……
AH!!!! AAH, I don’t know!! I really don’t know!!

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I banged my head against the wall to erase the memories of my earlier thoughts.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「E-excuse me…」

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I failed to destroy my eardrums and erase my memories. As I tried to regulate my disordered breathing, Elena called out to me from inside.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「W-what is it?」
「I-is there something for me to wipe myself?」
「S-something to wipe?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Shoot, I forgot I haven’t explained how to use the toilet paper either!

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「To the side, there should be a roll of paper, right?」
「Ah, yes, there is. 」
「Take some of it, and fold it up to use it.」
「T-take this? U-understood.」

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

I heard a clacking sound, it seems she was able to figure out how to use it.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「What should I do with the paper after I finished wiping?」
「Just throw it away in the water.」
「Throw it away!? Understood.」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

After a while, I heard the sound of the door opening and Elena came out.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

「I apologise for the trouble I have given you.」

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Hmm? Something’s not right. What is this strange feeling stuck in the back of my mind?

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

PIKON!

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

That’s it! I didn’t hear the sound of the water flushing! T-that means… it’s still not flushed!!

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Elena, wait!」
「Y-yes, what is it?」
「There should be a metal lever, right? Go and quickly twist it.」
「Ah, yes, I understand.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

*Flush*

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

At last I heard the sound of the toilet flush, that’s a relief.

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「Kyaa! T-the water is!」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Elena was taken back by the water that suddenly flushed away.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「It’s okay,since the water is just flushing everything.」

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「Ah, the water is settling.」
「See.」
「That really surprised me.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

Having survived today’s greatest pinch, I led Elena to the washroom.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Wash your hands here.」

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I twisted the faucet and water gushed out, Elena was surprised again.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Why don’t you try using【Hand Soap】 while we’re at it too?」
「【Hand Soap】?」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I moved Elena’s hands underneath the pump of the 【Hand Soap】 dispenser and pushed the pump.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Kyaa! Something white squirted out.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Why did you have to say it like that! Oh well.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「If you scrub your hands, it will foaming up and clean your hands.」
「Okay, I will try.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

*Scrub Scrub*

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

「This is amazing! It’s foaming!」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Elena’s eyes were shining like a child in delight.

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「Hey, you can’t play forever so rinse it already.」
「Y-yes.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

After Elena washed away the foam, I handed her a towel.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「Here, wipe your hands.」
「Thank you very much. This cloth is also soft and fluffy」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Elena who had finished washing, gazed at her own hand absentmindedly.

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「My hands are so smooth now. This is amazing!」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

If she’s this happy after washing her hands, I’m a bit worried about the future. As I thought about things like that, I felt a warm and fluffy feeling withing my heart for some reason.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"