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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 137 - Time difference


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「Please lend me some money!」

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Nancy said to me straightforwardly.
Well, if not for her I wouldn’t be able to take a trip around the world?

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「Let me hear the situation first.」
「I see, I’ll explain.」

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According to Nancy’s story―
her jacket and luggage had been stolen by a ketchup burglar1, she ran after the criminal for so many hours but he escaped in the end. It seemed that she run out of stamina due to dehydration and collapsed.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

When the ketchup burglar had Nancy, the【Vigilance】magic should’ve notified me.
It seemed I didn’t notice because I was fast asleep at that time.

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「I understand the situation, but, I also don’t have anything in hand right now. It’s impossible for it to be at once.」
「I see, it’s already past 21:00 and the banks are closed as well.」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

21:00? Ah, yeah, because of the time difference, it’s morning in Japan but it’s night here.

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「Nancy, is there a place you can stay today?」
「There’s none. Only for today, can I be put up at the hotel where you’re staying.」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

What to do, I haven’t managed to prepare anything as a result of rushing to help Nancy.~
I don’t have any local currency on me to reserve a room at a hotel too……

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Pikon!

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On top of my head, a Lightning・bulb・lit up2.

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「Actually, we were going to sleep in a tent today.」

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Violets are Blue
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I took out the tent from the inventory at the position invisible to Nancy.
Although I bought this tent in preparation for our activities during the Golden Week, we didn’t manage to use this thing at all. (※Chapter 86 reference)
Though I should’ve really used it in the other world, to use it in this world……

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

「Oh! A tent! Wonderful!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

An American way of being surprised.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

「Nancy, is there a place around here where we can put up a tent?」
「If I’m not mistaken, there should be a vacant lot over there.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

We were guided to the vacant lot―

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

There were about 10 homeless children.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Here? But, aren’t there a lot of children?」
「When I saw it during the day, it was a vacant lot……」

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Because foreigners who carried a tent came over, the children were on guard.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

A leader-like child showed up and spoke to us.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「What did you guys come here to do?
This is our nesting place, don’t enter without permission.」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Nancy didn’t understand the language and shrugged.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

「We are in trouble today because we have no place to stay.
Can we use this place only for today?」

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

『Oh! You know Arabic too, Seiji!?
You’re amazing.』

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Well, the humans and demonkind had me as their interpreter!

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

The children had some kind of discussion―

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「We can let you use it but give us some food.」

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and, he said.

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Food, huh.~
If so, I have a lot of orc meat but……
that’s similar to pork, right?
Isn’t Egypt Islam?
Then, orc meat is no good, huh.

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There’s rice but do they eat rice?

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Violets are Blue
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「I have rice but do you know rice?」
「Oh, rice,
I have eaten rice before.」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

There seems to be rice in Egypt.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Then, will that be fine since I’ll cook it?」
「Okay, one day only. I’ll let you use this place today for a rather large quantity of rice.」

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Negotiation established,
I was in charge to cook the rice,
while Aya, Elena and Nancy had to put up the tent.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

I took out a leisure sheet, spread it out and put a low dining table above.
I put the rice into the iron pot of the rice cooker 5 gō3,
and when the rice was being washed with a bottle of water―

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the children had gathered to observed.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

When I’ve washed the rice and throw away the water rice―

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「Aa!?」

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All the children are simultaneously surprised.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

「What’s wrong?」
「So much water was thrown away?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I see, water is valuable in this neighborhood.

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But, a trouble occurred here.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I want to put the rice away in the inventory for it to absorb the water,
but I can’t use the inventory since the children are staring.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

It can’t be helped, it’s a foreign country and they’re children,
let’s show them a bit.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「Look carefully now because I’ll perform a magic trick.~」
「Ojiisan can do magic trick?」
「It’s oniisan.」

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I performed magic-ish hand movements and put the washed rice into the inventory.

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「「Ooooo! It disappeared!!」」

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*clapclapclap*

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

I felt strange to receive an applause from foreign children at night in this situation.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I advanced the time of the washed rice in the inventory for about 30 minutes to let it absorb water.
With magic-ish hand movements once again, I took it out from the inventory.

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Violets are Blue
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「「Ooooo!! It appeared!!!」」

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*Clap Clap Clap Clap*

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I was able to deceive them somehow.

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And with the【Magic stone outlet】, which I made with Magic stone of Biribiri before, I turned the switch of the rice cooker ON!

Sadly the gods have spoken.

「「Ooooo!! The electricity came on!!!」」

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

*Clap Clap Clap Clap*

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

They seemed to have thought that it was a magic trick somehow or another.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

I, who got carried away,
took a paper cup from the inventory and handed it out to the children.
I poured water similar to mizugei4 using【Water magic】.

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When the children were overjoyed and made a noise, Aya and Elena came over.

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「What are you doing, oniichan?」
「Magic tricks.」
「Magic tricks, huh.~」

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Violets are Blue
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「Other than that, where’s Nancy?」
「She’s already asleep.」

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She seems to be pretty tired.

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After a while, the rice has been cooked. By dividing the labor, Elena and I’ve made onigiris.
It has sea chicken5 with mayonnaise as filling.
Aya has been playing with the children.

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The onigiris were placed on a cooking sheet and were handed out to the children.

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「What’s this!?」
「Although it’s rice, it’s tasty!」
「It has something inside!」

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Everyone was eating in delicious manner but since the 5 gō was divided among 10 people, there was only about a serving of a bowl each so they wanted to eat more.
Umu, I want a bigger rice cooker.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

The onigiri party was over and the night grew late as well. The children had also went to sleep.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

I set a barrier up on the tent where Nancy is sleeping,
and returned to Japan with Aya and Elena.

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

「Why did we return to Japan and leave Nancy behind, oniichan?」
「Why, Aya, 
because today is weekday, you need to go to junior college.」

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「N!?」

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

In Japan time, it’s 7:00 in the morning while in Egypt time, it’s 0:00 at night.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

「I-, Is this what they call jet lag?……」

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Aya was confused.

Sadly the gods have spoken.


Translator notes and reference:

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

1Not sure but I’ve read in some article before about someone conning people by squirting tomato ketchup at the victim’s handbag and then snatch it while she attempts to clean it off.↩
2Inazumakyū(電球) which lit. means lightning bulb where as Denkyū(電球) means light bulb, probably a wordplay↩
3Rice cookers come with a 1 gō (180ml) measuring cup used to indicate the serving size for one person. As a rule of thumb, one gō is equivalent to about 150 grams of Japanese short grain rice.↩
4Mizugei is a traditional Japanese water magic, like this.↩
5A brand name for canned tuna.↩

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

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