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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Jikuu Mahou de Isekai to Chikyuu wo Ittarikitari

Chapter 133 - Yurie-san!


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The gong of『Magical girl (Loli)』and,
『Monster man・Nose-pierced man』’s showdown,
had just been struck.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

『Nose-pierced』was still grinning, the next instant―
he attacked with a considerably fast『Punch』aimed at『Loli magical girl』’s face.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Loli magical girl casually warded off Nose-pierced’s punch with her left hand.
And with a flowing-like defensive body movement, her left hand slipped into her chest;
a backfist towards Nose-pierced’s face……

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Hm, is that?

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Mai-san stopped the backfist just before it hit.

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You don’t need to perform sundome1 to such opponent.

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Nose-pierced, who had a sundome performed on him, flew into a rage and attacked once more.
Loli magical girl dodged all such attacks,
and each of her counterattacks stopped just before the impact.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

But, notwithstanding that her appearance is a magical girl, it seems like we are watching a karate match.
The gallery will be very angry to see a fight inappropriate to a magical girl as well.

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When I was worrying about it and looked at everyone in the gallery……

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

They were overjoyed.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

Why?

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

『Did you see it just now?
That’s the reproduction of the episode 1’s fighting scene!』
『Oh, I saw it as well,
But, those people are amazing to perform a live reproduction of the anime’s fighting scenes!』

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

Somehow or another, the anime seems to have such fight……

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

But, how?

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

There’s no doubt that Mai-san knows the fighting scene since she watched『Magical girl・C』’s DVD but,
why is Nose-pierced cooperate in fighting the same as in the anime?

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

I carefully observed the battle of the two people and found out the reason.

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Mai-san is deliberately making openings, luring in the opponent to attack.

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Nose-pierced is making use of the openings to attack Mai-san,
but has been dancing in Mai-san’s palm in reverse.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

The gallery is overjoyed and break out in applause.
Nose-pierced doesn’t seem to like it and get more and more furious.
With Loli magical girl performing sundome, it rubs the man the wrong way as his karate is being played with.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Nose-pierced finally flipped out,
and took out a hidden knife.

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The gallery also begun to make a commotion,
and Mai-san shows a tense expression as well.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

It’s bad indeed.
I cast【Slow】to Nose-pierced and【Quick】to Mai-san.

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Did Mai-san guess that a spell was cast on her?
Although her body twitched a little,
she didn’t take her eyes off of Nose-pierced.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Under the【Slow】, Nose-pierced tried to thrust the knife out at slow speed.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Mai-san kicks the hand that held the thrust out knife.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

But, Mai-san had an expression of『Shit』.

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With the kick’s force, the knife slipped out of Nose-pierced’s grip and flew into the wrong direction.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

I quickly moved to where it would fall,
and caught the fallen knife.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「Fuuu.」

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

When I took a breath and returned my gaze―

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

The whole gallery is looking at me.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Eek! Why is everyone looking at me!?
Did they think that the knife catching is part of the performance?

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

But, what should I do?
I have to do some performance here……

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

What kind of character I’m cosplaying again?
If it’s this sort of thing, I should’ve watch the anime carefully.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

As much as I can tell……
It should be a character good at magic.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

I made gestures of the sensation『I’m going to cast magic now~』with clumsy hand movements and―
put the knife away in the inventory despite looking it unnatural.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

It seemed to have disappeared using magic? 
When I made a『I don’t have anything in hand』-like gesture―

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

A thunderous applause arose from the gallery.

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『That’s the reproduction of episode 7’s magic?』
『Though the hand movements were amateur-ish, how did it disappear!?』

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Although it was a vague recollection, it seemed to have been similar to the story.
The gallery’s gaze went back to Loli magical girl away from me.
It was good that I was able to cover it up somehow.

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But, Nose-pierced didn’t find it amusing.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

His proud karate had been played with,
and his trump card of a knife had also been taken away.

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Nose-pierced became desperate,
and forcibly took the ominous, pitch-black, fake sword of the unlucky net game’s knight cosplayer nearby.
He tried to hurl it towards Loli magical girl.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

However, the fake sword’s weight had a poor balance contrary to its appearance,
Nose-pierced’s hand, which held the sword, shook with *gura*,
and the sword slipped out of his grasp and flew.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Since the sword flew as it shook,
let’s call it shaking flying sword2.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

When I’m thinking such a foolish thing―

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

「Eek!」

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

I heard a scream coming from behind.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

When I looked back, the shaking flying sword was flying towards Yurie-san.
Bad, as it is, it would hit Yurie-san.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

I kicked the ground with Earth magic and move through the wind using Wind magic,
and barely caught the shaking flying sword which almost hit Yurie-san.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Simultaneously, a shock ran through my body.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

When I tried thinking what it was, Aya had come and bumped into me.
It seemed Aya also leaped and tried to help Yurie-san.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「It’s fine, I caught it.」

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

I told Aya who buried her face in my chest―

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

「I’m so glad.」

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Aya looked upward with a relieved expression on her face whilst hugging me.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

「Ouchhh!」

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

When I turned around at Yurie-san’s voice,
she seemed to have had fallen on her butt in surprise and had been rubbing her painful buttocks.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

「Are you okay?」
「My butt has been cracked a little.」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

It will be alright if she can joke this much.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

「Your butt is cracked!?
I-, It’s terrible!!」

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It was Elena who rushed here.

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Elena didn’t seem to get Yurie-san’s joke,
and began to frantically stoke Yurie-san’s butt.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

「Iyaan, Elena-chan you ecchi❤!」

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

But, Elena didn’t stop stroking Yurie-san’s buttocks.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

「It’s no good, Elena-chan……
Even though everyone is watching.~❤

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

But, when the hand that was stroking for a while stopped at a certain place―

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「N!?
Somehow, there’s a tingling sensation on my butt!
What’s this! I-, It feels good❤!!」

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Together with Yurie-san’s shrill cry, finally, the recovery magic・・・・seemed to have been finished,
when Elena released her hand from Yurie-san’s butt―

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

「Elena-chan, more.~❤

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Yurie-san clung to Elena, swaying her butt.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Well, Yurie-san will be fine now.
From the start, her head doesn’t seem to be fine but……

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when I breathed a sigh of relief……

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

a violent aura suddenly wrapped up the surroundings.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

When I tried to look for what it was,
Mai-san, who had an angry expression, took an imposing stance.

The legends says that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.


Translator notes and reference:

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

1Lit. means ‘stopping the moment before’, it’s also a major concept in karate where the techniques are stopped just prior to contact (three centimeters).↩
2Not sure if there’s a wordplay or something here, the raw text is グラっ飛んソード(Guratton Sōdo), Gura = Shaking, Ton/Tonde = Fly but IIRC there’s a グラットンソードGuratton Sōdo(Gluttony Sword) in FFXI.↩

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?