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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Isekai shoukan makikomu ijousha

Chapter 025 - Adventurer Guild


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I, who left the blacksmith, went to look around to find the guild, until I saw a big building with a catchword “Guild” written on it which was immediately across the blacksmith. 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

Probably because it is daytime, a large number of people were coming and leaving the town. 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I who found the guild and was going to step into the guild was stopped by Tifal who was pulling on my arm. 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

"Hmm? What is Tifa?" 

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

I turned around toward Tifal while looking puzzled. 

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

"Iori, can you go alone to the guild. I didn't register with a guild......no, I can't do it......” 

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Although Tifal forced a smile, she continued her talk. 

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"One's blood is necessary to enroll in the guild. To make sure that no one other than yourself can use this guild card your blood is necessary......and one more, devils can't register. Because the blood of an devil is different to the blood of an human, they can find out a devil in an instant. Well, if it's only that, I wouldn't refuse to go to the guild with Iori, however......there is quite a troublesome human inside the guild......who can see through my camouflage......yours......too and because I hang around near the blacksmith a short while ago, I will go quickly......!!” 

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Tifal says only that, while she had an expression which seems a little deserted on her face. My arm which was being grasped was separated and she pushed my back with her hands forcefully to the direction where the guild was built. 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

After that Tifal turned around and begun to walk to the opposite direction. 

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“Uoo!? ......I understood. If that's the case, I will finish my registration quickly." 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

I had begun to walk towards the guild while muttering quietly. The guild isn't far away from the blacksmith, and I arrived immediately in front of the guild and just set foot to the inside. 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

Generally I was able to expect it from the appearance, but the guild is very wide, has a second floor and is overflowed with a lot of adventurers. 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

When I entered the guild, the first thing that I saw was a huge bulletin board. Whether it's this, a lot of quests were stuck on the bulletin board. 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Yes, this is it......I wanted to see this scene...... 

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Some adventurers sat down and talked about their heroic stories, gahahahaha!! Gahahahaha!! An old man and an old lady that drank alcohol together had a high tension......Then I went to visit the reception while glancing at dozens of older sisters. 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Several people lined up at the reception with quests in their hands and I lined up behind these people. 

This has been a sad day for ROW Content Creators. Yet another chapter has falled prey to the stealing bots of immoral thieves.

It was my turn after approximately several minutes and a woman who was on the reception called out to me. 

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"Nice to meet you. Welcome to the adventurer guild, my name is Ryura the receptionist. Your business......is it registration?" 

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

She has shiny brown semi-long hair. This woman is slender, but her chest is slightly disappointing. This receptionist is in her late teens and has a business smile on her face, while judging that I came to enroll in the guild because I had nothing with me so she asked this question. 

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“A, emm......I, I would like to registrate to the guild”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

I scratched my head to calm down and because I was upset about the business smile of this receptionist I had a loss of words, before I answered her. 

But lets be honest why aren't you just reading it on the original site rebirth.online?

.........No, after all I can´t communicate well with others. Absolutely no proper words at the beginning, a, emm, I said so......and it seems that I feel absolutely sick to Ryura-san......

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

"Very well. Then, please fill out the requirements in this form first. Afterwards if there is no incompleteness, you drip your blood onto the guild card and your registration is complete. Although the first registration is free, afterwards you need to pay one gold coin when you lose it, so take care of it" 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

She doesn't break her business smile at all and picks up a paper from under the counter, before laying it in front of me.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's on our site."

Because I only filled in my name and age, I filled it out quickly and handed the form to Ryura. 

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

Ryura takes a look on the handed paper quickly. I put the paper away under the counter when I confirmed that it was filled out without a problem.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

And Ryura in front of me with the guild card―――――handed me a big needle with the thickness of a thumb. 

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

(............Eh? ......Wait, wait, wait. I need to calm down. Emm, If I am not mistaken, do you drip my blood on the guild card? Well, a big needle and a guild card are put before me now......ah, after all it is such a thing!? Anything but that, seems impossible!? Oioioi, wait a moment. Blood of the quantity of appendix will flow out if I use such a big needle!? ......Is this is normal in this other world......umm, it is probably normal. Yosh, be a man Iori. I am prepared for it......) 

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The moment when I was prepared for it and held the needle in my hand, Ryura intervened in a hurry. 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

"Wa, wait a moment!! Please wait a moment!! That's a joke!! It's a joke, Iori-san!!" 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Ryura stopped my hand which was going to pick my finger with the big needle in a hurry. 

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

“......Hmm? ......Joke?” 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I was prepared for it and was going to sting a big thorn, but seeing Ryura stopping me in panic, I became speechless. 

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

“I, I´m sorry......because Iori-san was too tense, I thought you would relax with such a joke......I'm truly sorry!!" 

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

Ryura lowered her head with a terrible speed towards me and apologized. 

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“......No, it is all right. Well, it is impossible to stab my finger with such a big needle if I think carefully. It is good that you apologize for it......is this okay?" 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

I opened my mouth while looking at the big needle. While I'm talking,  I remembered my sword on my waist and cut my finger with it, before dripping my blood on the guild card. 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

When I drip my blood onto the guild card, the guild card shines suddenly for an instant and Ryura who confirmed it and opened her mouth. 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“Ah, yes! It is alright!! Your registration is complete with this!!" 

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for not reading this on ROW.

I just picked up the guild card at the same time as I heard the confirmation of Ryura and I said thank you to her before I left the guild. 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

Tifal who noticed that I had appeared from the guild rushed up towards me quickly. 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

"Iori, you are too slow" 

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I tried to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me. Then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Tifal talked to me while being displeased. 

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a chapter.

“......There was a strange receptionist” 

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Tifal doesn't listen to what I said and only stared at the distance.

The legends say that what you are reading right now was stolen from ReB1Rth0nL1n3.

“Hey, Tifa. What do you want to do now?” 

Then he suddenly collapsed and felt death embrancing him, with the last thing he saw being an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispered, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Tifal had begun to fold her arms and walked naturally as usual, so I asked her for a destination while walking beside her. 

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Hmm? I didn't decide yet if I shall register too” 

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"Aren't you not able to register??"

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!

I asked her again unconsciously though she had a face such as not knowing the meaning of what I'm talking about well. 

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“Yes, I can´t register at the adventurer's guild――――――but I mean the black guild"

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He do something wrong? Why can't they read it on ROW? so sad.

 

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blows
Come to ROW!