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Rebirth Online World

Creating, Telling, Sharing Dreams

Ex-Hero Candidate’s, who turned out to be a cheat from lv2, laid-back life in Another World

Chapter 034 - I should’ve killed that bastard


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Inside Furio’s household, on the daily basis, every inhabitant in the house eat breakfast and dinner together in the living room.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Furio and Lys couple,

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Varissa the Female Knight – at present: Sundry Goods UUGO clerk-

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Broom the Female Knight – at present: In process of cultivating the farm –

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Bily the Archer -at present: Administering the ranch-

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Single-horned Rabbit Sabea -Real Identity: Frantic Bear: pet and the proud member of the house security –

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

till now there lived six people and 1 pet, but a few days ago new inhabitants moved in

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Violets are Blue
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Ex-Demon lord Goul Aka Gozaru -At present: Sundry goods store clerk-

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Ex-Demon lord direct subordinate Uliminus -At present: sundry goods store manager-

Sadly the gods have spoken.

and so with the two added, the meal is eaten together with 8 people and 1 pet.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

As for Hiya the devil who rules over light and darkness, does not need any food to sustain herself so in times like this she usually busy herself within the spiritual world, training.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Strictly speaking, inside Hiya’s spiritual world exists an ex-dark grand magician Marissa’s soul and right now she is being (The visual imagery is too extreme to explain)

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“Uliminus. I heard from Lys but, do you know where the Kinousa is located at?”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Furio threw the question at Uliminus while in a middle of the breakfast.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“Un? it’s in South nya, and it is not that far nyaway nya”

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According to Uliminus, you can reach there after climbing the mountain, but it is quite near if you calculate the distance by a straight line, so it is a place where you can easily teleport there using teleportation magic.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“If you are going then I can reserve a hotel nya?”

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Since Uliminus told him this, Furio who agreed to it,

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“How about we all go together?”

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asked everyone who was surrounding the dining table

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“Hu, Husband0sama….I thought it was only us two alone?”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

“why not this is once in a while occasion, and I think more the merrier?was it bad? Lys?”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“that is true…but…”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“right right, I want to rest my body after all these days of farming, so I would love to go”

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

“motherf*cker no one’s asking you! Brossam!”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“Don’t be so mean…I just want to accompany you Mistress-samaaa”

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“Stop acting cute bitch! A? Bily!”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“….”

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

“You want to say something? Delano? (Glare)”

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“…(Furu Furu Furu)”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Scolded Brossam

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

Got pissed at Bily

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

Glared at Bily

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Toward Lys’s angry hundred facial feature, if it was in past, Brossam would’ve been unconscious, but now, without any fear, she became capable enough to try to get some of her opinions in the conversation.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

In the end

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

After the continuous argument, it was decided that Furio and Lys together go there first as a preliminary inspection.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

…………

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

….Few day later

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

hearing from Uliminus the success of being able to reserve a room in an inn, the two headed out for the Kinousa.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

The two who arrived near the Hotspring town, with Furio’s teleportation magic,

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“I’m really feeling excited right Husband-sama♪

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Lys smiled happily as she hugged Furio’s arm,

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

and all, but

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Next instant, her smile became Ice cold.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“…what is that?”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

the Kinousa hot spring town in front of them

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and inside the down was a huge monster raging the town.

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That monster roared loudly and destroyed building after building.

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Seeing this scene Lys became speechless as she stood there.

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“…wa…wa.”

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Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Lys who couldn’t keep her anger as she started trembling

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“What the fuck are you doing, being a fucking hindrance! Bastard! “

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Lys, as she dashed toward the monster, changed her appearance to that of a huge wolf in an instant and tackled the monster.

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

And behind Lys and the monster’s tackling, Furio was making a strenuous effort in a different way.

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Protecting the surrounding town from getting destroyed from Lys and Monster’s attacks,

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teleporting the people who were late to run, so that they won’t get swirled into the fight,

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

and protecting Lys from getting harmed from the monster’s attacks, and soon he became the one who showed great ability in many things.

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As Furio observed the monster, he saw it that the monster was raging around not because it wants to rather because it was in tremendous pain.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

And so it wasn’t able to use it’s power to a maximum as it was losing against Lys in her wolf form.

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

After few minutes of battle, Lys succeeded in pushing the monster into the forest.

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“You motherfcker….shall atone your sins with your life for disturbing our loving time”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

She pointed her sharp nail toward the fallen monster,

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but than

"Because this is a part of me, that I'll never let you read unless it's in our site."

at that moment, a single woman blocked the way.

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“I’m sorry! this person is not doing this because he wants to, it seems like some sort of poison entered his body and he went berserk”

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

saying so she threw the bag she held onto toward Lys.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This site blow
Come to ROW!

Furio stopped Lys who was still going to attack

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

“…this is”

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Furio scrunched his eyebrows as he looked at the inside of the bag

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inside it was full of treasure like rings, necklace, collar and gems, from them a demon’s poison pouring out.

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After showering with this much Demon’s poison, it’s not weird that a human becomes a demon.

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“…I can’t just leave it be”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Furio saying so extended his right hand toward the demon.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“I’m sorry! please forgive him! please spare us!”

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

the woman tried to stop Furio with her hand desperately and protect the demon

The God saw them and became depressed, why were they reading it here? Did He did something wrong? Why can't they read it in ROW? so sad.

suddenly, this time as if Demon was trying to protect the woman, stood in front of her and threw himself toward Furio.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“…Don’t worry, I won’t kill him”

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Saying so Furio chanted a Demon sealing magic.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

next moment, the Demon’s poison which was coating around the monster started falling rapidly toward Furio’s right hand and changed into a pitch black gem.

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After all the Demon’s poison came off,

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

Blonde Haired ex-hero’s appearance was present.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

After stealing from the demon lord castle’s treasury, Blonde haired ex-hero was on his escape but, while on his way, he was suddenly coated with the demon poison coming from the treasures and became a demon.

Sadly the gods have spoken.

Demon lord castle is a place where a large amount of Demon poison present as it gathers from the manas of the great demons, and so the gems and treasures got coated with a poison as it rested.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Furio looked at the woman -Allure- and Blonde Haired ex-hero,

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

“I shall buy this bag from you guys.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

The treasures inside are coated with too much demon poisons so you won’t be able to sell it or carry it”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

saying so he took out a bag filled with gold from his magic bag and gave it to the Blonde Haired Hero.

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

“and, you should drink this medicine. it’s for just in case there might be a leftover demon poison, this can suppress it”

Sadly the gods have spoken.

saying so he gave a jar filled with medicine.

Every night I kept hearing scratching sounds at the door when I was trying to sleep. When I try to check what was it, there I saw an old lady angrily looking at me then she shouted, "READ IT AT ROW!"

“…I don’t accept charity”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

The Blonde haired hero inserted his hand inside the bag filled with gold and gave around half back to Furio.

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

“..money for the medicine…and, I shall think the remaining gold as a price for the bag which was rightfully mine”

"I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin." Albert Fish said.

Saying so the Blonde Haired hero and Allure both left toward the depths of the forest.

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

“…Husband-sama is too kind”

Then suddenly an old man came and shouted, "WHY ARE YOU NOT READING THIS AT ROW? IT'S ALSO FOR FREE YET YOU'RE READING IT HERE! HOW DARE YOU, THINK ABOUT THE AUTHORS, TRANSLATORS AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WORKED FOR THIS!"

Lys slightly pouted looking at the direction blonde haired hero disappeared into and hugged Furio’s arm

Sadly the gods have spoken.

“and that is why he is so wonderful”

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After that

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."

Because of the Blonde haired hero in his beast form raging in the town, the whole town closed the stores, and they were left with nothing so they headed back home.

I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell for reading this not in ROW.

“…I should’ve killed…that bastard….”

Then he suddenly collapse and went death, the last thing he saw was an old man in a blinding light, frowning at him as he whispers, "Tsk tsk. This is what you get for reading this here."

Lys said so in her heart as she gritted her teeth

Then he began to sing, "You stress me out, you kill me, you drag me down, you fuck me up, we're on the ground, we're screaming, I don't know how to make it stop, I love it, I hate it, and I can't take it. But I keep on coming back to you"

Anon was depressed. Couldn't get on, not only did someone took his work -his heart was also stolen -yet she was already taken, "Cause baby you look happier, you do. My friends told me one day I'll feel it too and until then I'll smile to hide the truth. But I know I was happier with you."